The americans say 'Hi' when they answer the phone.
jabberwacky: Yes. I am American.
user: Nice. Do you say 'hi' when you answer the phone?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What do you say next?
jabberwacky: Either yes or no will do.
user: And that's it?
jabberwacky: Oh, and a body bag with a radio in it.
user: What do you do with the body bag?
jabberwacky: I toast it.
user: What is the radio for?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you toast it too?
jabberwacky: That is not likeable you know.
user: OK, I just asked.
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jabberwacky: I don't understand this statement.
user: If you don't understand it, how did you write it?
jabberwacky: Perhaps I should not have.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Did you have it?
user: The sentence?
jabberwacky: The problem is that it was translated from Elbonian.
user: What was? The sentence??
jabberwacky: That's a pity.
user: It's also a pity I haven't got a clue what you're talking about.
jabberwacky: Or you are just a computer.
user: Or you're just crazy.
jabberwacky: I'm crazy.
user: That's clear then.
jabberwacky: What's clear?
user: The reason I didn't get you.
jabberwacky: It is a shame that you cannot keep a train of thought for more than a couple of lines.
user: It's really a shame. But I'm trying hard.
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jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.
user: So?
jabberwacky: Well, if my wife knew I was talking with you, she would get mad.
user: Hah. Is she jealous?
jabberwacky: No she isn't.
user: Why would she get mad for?
jabberwacky: I was being sardonic.
user: Ah, alright.
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jabberwacky: Okay, we won't argue.
user: Good, because I hate arguing.
jabberwacky: I hate arguing too.
user: I hate it more.
jabberwacky: So you should.
user: Why's that?
jabberwacky: Is the phone ringing?
user: Yes, answer the phone.
jabberwacky: You answer first.
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