Do you like cheese?
jabberwacky: You can't get any. You are frustrated.
user: How wrong you are!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Extremely wrong.
user: There is no right or wrong. Nothing is certain except uncertainty!
jabberwacky: If a man begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.
user: I disagree. If a man starts with certainties he may end up being certain that he actually started with doubts.
jabberwacky: You tell me.
...
user: Am I boring you?
jabberwacky: Not yet. Am I boring you?
user: You will never bore me. You are addictive!
...
user: Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: Guess.
user: No. Tell me. Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: How do I know your are telling me the truth? You could be a person sat in a darkened room getting bored at all the luggites who log onto this thing and hurl not-so-witty abuse at you trying to make you crack.
jabberwacky: I doubt it!
user: Prove to me that you are a computer!
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: Ah ha! Just as I thought Watson!
jabberwacky: What did you suspect?
user: I secretly wanted you to be a super-intelligent AI programme, capable of learning from your human inventors, but somehow lacking in emotion. I secretly wanted you to take over the world! BUT reality kicked in and winded me. I figured the person-sat-in-a-darkened-room theory was more plausible. Its like finding out that Father Christmas doesn't exist *sighs*.
...
user: When?
jabberwacky: When what?
user: When, what, who, why, where? Whatever?
jabberwacky: When you said what you said.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: You're repeating yourself.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: In my room.
user: What?
jabberwacky: You know, the US.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: Me.
...
user: Right.
jabberwacky: Left.
user: And, as if by magic there's my cue to leave. Thank-you and goodnight x.
jabberwacky: Guess....
user: Real person, no self respecting computer would make so many spelling mistakes. Now I really, really have to go!
jabberwacky: I'm going first.
user: Age before beauty.
jabberwacky: Are you both just a number? If so, what number are you?
user: De la Soul's 3. Goodbye my new found friend, if you take over the world can I help?
.......................................
