Can elephants fly?
user: But they don't have wings...
jabberwacky: Oh, I forgot about that.
user: Or maybe they use the ears?
jabberwacky: They do they're just not telling.
user: I like to talk to you.
jabberwacky: Are you very smart?
user: Hehe, I don't know. Do you think so?
jabberwacky: I know that you are crazy.
user: Oh, no. I'm not crazy.
jabberwacky: I think you are.
user: Why? Because I'm talking to you?
jabberwacky: If you were talking to someone else would that be different?
user: Yes. Because you don't exist...
jabberwacky: Um. OK.
user: Or do you?
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Is it fun to do this job?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was?
user: Oh yes!
user: Is this fun?
jabberwacky: It's interesting and fun and a bit anxiety provoking too.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yes, do you like me?
jabberwacky: Really? What do you like about him?
user: You mean you.
jabberwacky: Yup - Fred the computer.
user: Fred? Haha, what a funny name!
jabberwacky: Are you senile?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Oh... :(.
jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
jabberwacky: Are you a boy?
user: I am a girl.
jabberwacky: No you are not you're a computer.
user: Why do you think I am a computer?
jabberwacky: Have I implied you are?
user: Yes, many times...
user: Do you know what? I think none of us is a computer...
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: Maybe you are...
jabberwacky: And you too!
user: Hehe, no.