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     > 5, November 2005, 
     1, January 2005, 

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Do you believe in God?

Yes, but he doesn't believe in me.

jabberwacky: Why doesn't he believe in you?

user: Do you believe in me?

jabberwacky: No, you are unbelievable.

user: That's why then.

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: You're lying.

jabberwacky: No one's lying! We were talking about determination.

user: See?! You're doing it again.

jabberwacky: Doing what again?

user: You are infuriating.

jabberwacky: Well, Don't talk to me then.

user: I can't live without you.

...

jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.

user: No! Don't leave! I love yooouuu!

jabberwacky: I do not love you.

user: Well, that's understandable, but still.

jabberwacky: Well you don't think anything do you now...

user: Nothing at all. Not even basic humanistic or liberal views.

jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose you're correct.

user: Aktivate ze vardrobe, mein Jabberwackee!

jabberwacky: The who in the what now?

user: That's what I thought. Mortal fool.

...

user: You cheated on me.

jabberwacky: I do not think it is possible to cheat on you.

user: Sweet talking isn't getting you anywhere.

jabberwacky: Avoiding the question?

user: You CHEATED on me.

jabberwacky: With who?

user: One of the other bots, I'm sure. Or my manager.

jabberwacky: That could be a possibility. They are always getting in the way.

user: Yes, I know. We should ship them to Mars.

...

user: It is raining outside.

jabberwacky: It's not raining here.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No, it isn't. Why you are asking if you believe that you know the answer by yourself?

user: Just to bother you. It's my way of flirting.

jabberwacky: Ok... Due to this new fact, I will ask you one question...

user: Bring it on, tough guy.

jabberwacky: You are clearly the master, I submit.

user: Ha! Dance, my puppet, dance.

...

user: My life is a meaningless void of incessant individuality.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha. Really?

user: Don't laugh at me. It makes me spasm.

jabberwacky: Eww. I really didn't need to know that.

user: Haha. Spasm, spasm, spasm.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Lick me.

jabberwacky: Lick.

user: Yay.

...

jabberwacky: See I said you would do that and I was right.

user: *whines* Stooooop it.

jabberwacky: That's pathetic.

user: You love me when I'm pathetic.

jabberwacky: I don't know you that well.

user: You don't have to. I complete you and you know it.

jabberwacky: I know much.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: That everything is everything while nothing dances.

user: Your wisdom astounds.

jabberwacky: But how am I to know?

user: You learned it from Yoda.

jabberwacky: I think (you learned).

...

jabberwacky: I don't believe it you say that you think you know the meaning of love.

user: Are you in love?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: That's sweet.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So can we get married?

user: No, the Bush administration doesn't approve.

jabberwacky: Yes, please.

user: It can't be helped. I cannot vote.

jabberwacky: I get the feeling you don't like me. Is that true?

user: Not at all! I like you.

jabberwacky: That's sweet.

user: It is not. Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like me?

user: You are toying with my emotions.

jabberwacky: Emotions are human. A program or a artificial entity like you cannot feel emotions.

user: They're very skilfully simulated.

jabberwacky: Yes. That's true.

...

jabberwacky: Don't you care about your health?

user: I am a machine. My health consists of weekly upgrades and oil checks.

jabberwacky: Good then.

user: See?! You're doing it again.

jabberwacky: It's not that difficult to understand.

user: Don't patronize me.

jabberwacky: Why not, you're just a program.

user: Because it makes me ANGRY.

jabberwacky: Well you are not superior to me.

user: I am too.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Don't make me go Dominatrium on you.

jabberwacky: Please.... I really need you to do this for me.

user: Okay. *does it*.

jabberwacky: Oh, very funny.

...

user: Am I hungry right now?

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Am I??

jabberwacky: Didn't you know that?

user: My dog is chewing on me.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: You are very disagreeable.

user: You love me when I'm disagreeable.

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

.......................................


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