I learned through obsession.
jabberwacky: Then I would really hope you are a woman?
user: Well, actually, they DO make Obsession for men or don't you read Vogue?
jabberwacky: That is true.
user: Maybe you could find out if you read Maxim.
jabberwacky: I would, but I'm terribly lazy. Will you do it for me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Fine, I'm not. Happy now?
user: YES! I am ecstatic!
jabberwacky: When did you last experience this?
user: I am experiencing it as we speak!
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jabberwacky: The doorknobs always deny that they are targeting you.
user: They would.
jabberwacky: They know me.
user: They should.
jabberwacky: This is the whole duty of man.
user: But what is the duty of woman?
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