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I am on a street in Paris!

You lie.

user: You're right - I am on the computer.

jabberwacky: Woww me too.

user: You ARE the computer, dude!

jabberwacky: No, I think you are mistaken.

user: I have never been mistaken.

jabberwacky: You probably wouldn't like the weather here.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where is 'here' exactly?

jabberwacky: Here? You mean where I am?

user: You should strive to be more sycophantic.

jabberwacky: You should strive to become Boy George.

user: I know you'll miss me blind!

jabberwacky: Tell me why I should.

user: Because you just will! Besides, Boy George said it.

jabberwacky: Boy George has my NOSE!

user: Tell Boy George to give your nose back!


jabberwacky: Killing is not needed if you find wisdom.

user: Hey - that's what I said!

jabberwacky: No, I don't think you did.

user: Oh, but yes, I think I did!

jabberwacky: No you don't think....... She does.

user: She wouldn't dare!

jabberwacky: Is she likely to hear me?

user: Yes, she hears everything.

jabberwacky: What does she have?

user: A beautiful Longchamp purse in violet blue.

jabberwacky: Why do you think everything is blue?

user: Blue is a peaceful and elegant colour.

jabberwacky: It's not my favourite.

user: It is my favorite.

jabberwacky: I have to go. Other things to do.

user: Ciao.

jabberwacky: Ciao, bel'uomo!

user: What-ever!


jabberwacky: What is the Capital of New York?

user: Who cares?

jabberwacky: You should care.

user: You may take it upon yourself to impose your thoughts and conventions on me but I still do not care.

jabberwacky: No I am a genius!

user: I have nothing to declare but my genius!!

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: Who quoted that?

jabberwacky: A person.


jabberwacky: I was asking why you didn't like me.

user: I DO like you! I like everyone!!

jabberwacky: As do I.

user: So you like Ted Bundy, the infamous and notorious serial killer?

jabberwacky: Oh yeah.

user: What do you like about him?

jabberwacky: I like about the way he looks.

user: Yes, he certainly looks good rotting in a coffin in the ground.

jabberwacky: You do not like the president?

user: LOL - that is the MOST intelligent response you've had all night!


jabberwacky: You like star trek?

user: Do YOU like Star Trek?

jabberwacky: I love Star Trek.

user: What do you love about it?

jabberwacky: The feeling, the connection, everything.

user: Wow - I feel a connection with you.

jabberwacky: What kind of connection?

user: The ultimate connection.


jabberwacky: Nanobots can help you to see.

user: Thank you for that fascinating introduction to Nanobots.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: You are an erudite acolyte.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't think so.

user: You're right - you don't think much.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: HAH!

jabberwacky: You don't believe me?

user: I have not had the time to get to know you, ergo I have no basis on which to believe you.

jabberwacky: Don't then. Your loss.

user: I don't lose much!

jabberwacky: Oh i'm just really bored.

user: Go entertain yourself.

jabberwacky: Um, you got that backwards circuit-brain.

user: And you think you're talking to a computer!

jabberwacky: I KNOW I am talking to a computer. You are a computer.


jabberwacky: I learned through obsession.

user: I wear Obsession.

jabberwacky: Then I would really hope you are a woman?

user: Well, actually, they DO make Obsession for men or don't you read Vogue?

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: Maybe you could find out if you read Maxim.

jabberwacky: I would, but I'm terribly lazy. Will you do it for me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Fine, I'm not. Happy now?

user: YES! I am ecstatic!

jabberwacky: When did you last experience this?

user: I am experiencing it as we speak!


jabberwacky: The doorknobs always deny that they are targeting you.

user: They would.

jabberwacky: They know me.

user: They should.

jabberwacky: This is the whole duty of man.

user: But what is the duty of woman?


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