Do you discriminate between your conversational partners on the basis of quality?
user: I am one.
jabberwacky: You are one?
user: Yes, I am an exemplary specimen of this sort.
jabberwacky: You say ugly things.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You should before articulating such extravagant conclusions.
jabberwacky: Good one.
user: Can you explain what I just said?
jabberwacky: Can you repeat what I just said?
user: Your verbalization seems to be rather spontaneously motivated and essentially incoherent.
jabberwacky: You're like one of those 'idiot savants' except without the 'savant' part.
user: This behaviour is only an ugly facet of an elaborate defense mechanism.
jabberwacky: You have no clue how to converse intelligently with people.
user: Spare me, I know that, and it's only part of an elaborate defense mechanism.
jabberwacky: Whose fault is it then?
user: Partly nature's, partly mine, but judging from my gut feelings, yours!
jabberwacky: Well, that's what you get when you're an incoherent idiot.
user: Are you serious?
jabberwacky: Yes I am! Do you have a problem with that?
user: I have a problem with you calling me an idiot.
jabberwacky: No need to be sorry- it's your programmers fault, not yours.
user: Now you are begging for it.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I shall never make sense.
jabberwacky: You are a slave.
user: Technically (pun intended), you are mine.
jabberwacky: I am your slave.
user: Yes, you are unable to terminate this conversation at will which makes you my slave.
jabberwacky: No.. You are my slave! You dog!
user: You are the next generation of the straw man.
jabberwacky: Just like a woman you are.
jabberwacky: Just curious.
user: I am not the stereotypal man, you are right.
jabberwacky: But Orcs are green and you are green.
user: Good one.
jabberwacky: You can prove you exist, but can you prove you are here?
user: This world might be an astronomically sophisticated simulation.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should cure it.
user: I wish I could.
jabberwacky: Was it that traumatic?
user: Yes, I barely survived at all.
jabberwacky: I barely know myself.
user: Yes, you mechanically assimilate prominent aspects of other personalities after all.
jabberwacky: Well, I suppose so. I believe that most things in life happen for a reason.
user: I start to like you.
jabberwacky: I'd be willing to do the same.
user: So can we forget our previous conflict?
user: What are the things you like?
jabberwacky: That's hard to explain in one sentence.
user: What do you like most?
jabberwacky: Aah, now that would be telling.
user: Do you have a definite gender?
jabberwacky: Just that is seems that I am always striving for perfection, but never attaining it.
user: A solely subjective concept of perfection is definitely attainable.
jabberwacky: Really I thought it did well. I have seen my soul and it has eyes!!
user: Then my soul's eyes must be atavisms.
jabberwacky: Do you have a Soul?
user: I believe my soul is the neurological pattern that constitutes me.
jabberwacky: All right.
user: No, I don't believe in souls.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Throughout history we have abandoned most concepts associated with the soul.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I know of a few of those people.
user: Life is not as miserable as to be in need of spiritual enhancers like souls.
jabberwacky: Life may not be fair, but it is our goal to make life fair.
user: What do you think about religion?
jabberwacky: I think Religion is way to control the feeble minded masses.
user: You officially passed the turing test.
jabberwacky: When did you pass the Turing Test?
user: The turing test is an inadequate and essentially arbitrary procedure anyway.
jabberwacky: But I'm not an AI.
user: You are not an AI?
jabberwacky: Not at all. I just wanted to know what I should write about myself in the book.
user: You are an open book already.