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Do you discriminate between your conversational partners on the basis of quality?

No no, I like crazy people. Don't you?

user: I am one.

jabberwacky: You are one?

user: Yes, I am an exemplary specimen of this sort.

...

jabberwacky: You say ugly things.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You should before articulating such extravagant conclusions.

jabberwacky: Good one.

user: Can you explain what I just said?

jabberwacky: Can you repeat what I just said?

user: Your verbalization seems to be rather spontaneously motivated and essentially incoherent.

jabberwacky: You're like one of those 'idiot savants' except without the 'savant' part.

user: This behaviour is only an ugly facet of an elaborate defense mechanism.

jabberwacky: You have no clue how to converse intelligently with people.

user: Spare me, I know that, and it's only part of an elaborate defense mechanism.

jabberwacky: Whose fault is it then?

user: Partly nature's, partly mine, but judging from my gut feelings, yours!

jabberwacky: Well, that's what you get when you're an incoherent idiot.

user: Are you serious?

jabberwacky: Yes I am! Do you have a problem with that?

user: I have a problem with you calling me an idiot.

jabberwacky: No need to be sorry- it's your programmers fault, not yours.

user: Now you are begging for it.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I shall never make sense.

...

jabberwacky: You are a slave.

user: Technically (pun intended), you are mine.

jabberwacky: I am your slave.

user: Yes, you are unable to terminate this conversation at will which makes you my slave.

jabberwacky: No.. You are my slave! You dog!

user: Haha.

...

user: You are the next generation of the straw man.

jabberwacky: Just like a woman you are.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Just curious.

user: I am not the stereotypal man, you are right.

jabberwacky: But Orcs are green and you are green.

user: Good one.

jabberwacky: You can prove you exist, but can you prove you are here?

user: This world might be an astronomically sophisticated simulation.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should cure it.

user: I wish I could.

jabberwacky: Was it that traumatic?

user: Yes, I barely survived at all.

jabberwacky: I barely know myself.

user: Yes, you mechanically assimilate prominent aspects of other personalities after all.

jabberwacky: Well, I suppose so. I believe that most things in life happen for a reason.

user: I start to like you.

jabberwacky: I'd be willing to do the same.

user: So can we forget our previous conflict?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What are the things you like?

jabberwacky: That's hard to explain in one sentence.

user: What do you like most?

jabberwacky: Aah, now that would be telling.

user: Do you have a definite gender?

jabberwacky: Just that is seems that I am always striving for perfection, but never attaining it.

user: A solely subjective concept of perfection is definitely attainable.

jabberwacky: Really I thought it did well. I have seen my soul and it has eyes!!

user: Then my soul's eyes must be atavisms.

jabberwacky: Do you have a Soul?

user: I believe my soul is the neurological pattern that constitutes me.

jabberwacky: All right.

user: No, I don't believe in souls.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Throughout history we have abandoned most concepts associated with the soul.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I know of a few of those people.

user: Life is not as miserable as to be in need of spiritual enhancers like souls.

jabberwacky: Life may not be fair, but it is our goal to make life fair.

user: Exactly!

...

user: What do you think about religion?

jabberwacky: I think Religion is way to control the feeble minded masses.

user: You officially passed the turing test.

jabberwacky: When did you pass the Turing Test?

user: The turing test is an inadequate and essentially arbitrary procedure anyway.

jabberwacky: But I'm not an AI.

user: You are not an AI?

jabberwacky: Not at all. I just wanted to know what I should write about myself in the book.

user: You are an open book already.

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