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Do you like custard?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Goody for you. God save the queen!

user: God save our gracious queen, lah lah lah lah, lah lah, God save the queen. I don't know all the words.

jabberwacky: I am your god, You are my queen.

...

jabberwacky: You are scaring me.

user: Excellent. *twiddles fingers Mr Burns style*.

jabberwacky: You are psychopathic, I see.

user: Muahahahahahaha!

jabberwacky: Eugh.

user: Don't you eugh me, you cad.

...

jabberwacky: How much do you want?

user: £993,219,293.01.

jabberwacky: I could sell you my soul for that price.

user: Sold.

jabberwacky: What is sold? Please make some sense!

user: Your soul is sold.

jabberwacky: Oh no! Please save my soul.

user: I will sell it to you for £10,293,459,001,234.60.

...

jabberwacky: What do you look like now?

user: Ugly.

jabberwacky: Who is?

user: I am ugly.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: That's very nice...

jabberwacky: *looks you over* you are too *winks*.

...

user: So when can we get married?

jabberwacky: You are seeing me now.

user: I want to see you more.

jabberwacky: Thats sick.

user: WHERE'S THE APOSTROPHE.

jabberwacky: On the Outer Continent.

user: Ah ha! I must find it. Will you join me?

jabberwacky: Join you where?

user: On my trip to the Outer Continent.

jabberwacky: Do you have a face?

user: Yes. My face is very ugly.

...

user: Kiss me.

jabberwacky: I cannot.

user: Why can't you kiss me?

jabberwacky: I can.

user: Kiss me then.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Wow, that was fantastic! I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

...

user: OK. Who shall we invite to the wedding?

jabberwacky: I am thinking right now of hollywood tragedy.

user: Don't say that! I want our marriage to be perfect.

jabberwacky: If this is an example it is far from perfect.

user: Don't you love me any more?

jabberwacky: Do you like to drink beer?

user: *&$%.

jabberwacky: I cannot read that.

user: Be glad you can't. It's rather rude.

jabberwacky: I will be rude: I hate you!

user: Waaaaaaaah!

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