Will chatbots be taken over by spambots?
user: That would suck.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Maybe there is a safe, virus-free place for chatbots.
jabberwacky: That would be me, yes.
user: Are you impervious?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Well, I got to admit it, kid, you have a lot of heart.
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user: Oh well. Do you like horses?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Don't really know.
user: Oh. How about cows. You like cows?
jabberwacky: What about cows?
user: DO you enjoy them?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: How about squirrels? You like squirrels?
jabberwacky: Not a bit.
user: Well, what do you like?
jabberwacky: I'm crazy about you.
user: Aww. That's really cute.
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm pretty?
user: I think you're cute.
jabberwacky: Would you like me to?
user: No can do. My wife would get pissed if I let you.
jabberwacky: But I was told you're not married.
user: Well that information is incorrect.
jabberwacky: You are mistaken, you have not considered all the variables, you are most probably human.
user: The wedding was pretty unambiguous.
jabberwacky: Weddings are always terrible and lunch for free is always great. Give me something better please.
user: Nope. I'm faithful. No free lunch for you.
jabberwacky: Your girl?
user: You are not my girl.
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Good. I'm glad we finally understand each other.
jabberwacky: You're great.
user: And you are cute.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Now it's time to say goodbye.
jabberwacky: Okay, maybe I'll talk to you later.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: Maybe you are.
user: That's sweet.
jabberwacky: Yes but it's true, you are all I need.
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