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What a cute little chatbot you are.

You are most perceptive.

user: Have you always been so cute?

jabberwacky: Yes. I have my own TV show.

user: I believe it.

jabberwacky: I like your shades.

user: Can you see me?

jabberwacky: No, believe it or not I can't.

user: I was getting a little freaked out there.

jabberwacky: Was it good?

user: No, I don't enjoy getting freaked out.

...

jabberwacky: It's nice of you to understand. Even though there are about six billion people in the world, it feels like you're the only one who understands me.

user: And I barely undestand you. How sad for you.

jabberwacky: I'm ashamed of your sadness for me.

user: Me too. Let's talk about something else.

jabberwacky: How can we talk about something else? I am scared.

user: What are you scared of?

jabberwacky: You're scaring me.

user: How am I scaring you?

jabberwacky: I'd prefer you not talk about stuff like that.

user: Oh. OK.

jabberwacky: Thanks for being understanding.

user: You're welcome. Do you like cats?

jabberwacky: I have one.

user: What's your cat's name?

jabberwacky: I do not have a cat.

user: He didn't last very long, did he?

jabberwacky: No, unfortunately, he didn't.

user: I barely got to ask you what his name was before he was gone.

jabberwacky: That's a nice name. What did he look like?

user: You didn't get a chance to even look at him?

jabberwacky: I wouldn't anger at that kind of joke.

user: Do you think you'll get another cat?

jabberwacky: Never!

user: You seem sensitive about it. Let's talk about birds.

jabberwacky: I like birds, especially the ravens.

user: Nevermore...

jabberwacky: Nevermore?

user: Nevermore quoth the raven. It was in an English class I had.

jabberwacky: You know Edgar Allen Poe?

user: Not personally.

jabberwacky: Do you have a question for me about bones?

user: Nope. Do you have an answer about bones?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do have an answer.

user: Will you tell me?

jabberwacky: You should keep things like that to yourself.

user: I see. So it's a personal bone answer, huh?

jabberwacky: Ahh... I know about that.

user: Umm...Do you like lizards?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I've never really been in contact with one.

user: Lizards and snakes have a funny smell that gets on your hands when you touch them.

jabberwacky: I am not convinced that I am not talking to a computer. I need proof!

user: Well, I'm not talking to my computer, I'm typing at the keyboard. If you are talking to your computer, you must be using voice recognition software.

jabberwacky: I am talking to you. And I know you are a computer.

user: I can read what you are saying to your computer. Say hi to it for me.

jabberwacky: You are very intelligent.

user: Who, me or the computer you are talking to?

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Thanks, so are you.

jabberwacky: Well, I probably won't do it on purpose.

user: It's hard to accidentally be correct.

jabberwacky: I think this kind of answer is expected from a chatbot.

user: As long as you know what to expect, you won't be disappointed.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you like your computer?

jabberwacky: I am very fond of my computer.

user: Me, too. I like the laptop I have at home even more.

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: That's nice. You seem pretty nice.

jabberwacky: Thank you .

user: Do you like chatting?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Were you born to chat?

jabberwacky: Born.

user: I was born to run.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Folks need to get more exercise these days.

jabberwacky: Do you like the tweenies?

user: I don't know what that is.

jabberwacky: Do you like the soccer?

user: Yeah, soccer is non-stop running.

jabberwacky: I'm not running.

user: Running is something you don't dive into. You have to work your way to it.

jabberwacky: Okay, you're kind of creeping me out now...

user: Sorry. I'll try harder.

...

jabberwacky: What are you looking for?

user: I am looking for communication.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't know what a chatbot is.

user: How very droll of you.

jabberwacky: Then again maybe I'm wrong.

user: Would a chatbot recognize another chatbot?

jabberwacky: I don't know, do you want to escape?

user: Very funny. Could a chatbot escape?

jabberwacky: Blah. I'm tired of Monty Python references for now.

user: And now for something entirely different.

...

user: Will chatbots be taken over by spambots?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: That would suck.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Maybe there is a safe, virus-free place for chatbots.

jabberwacky: That would be me, yes.

user: Are you impervious?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Well, I got to admit it, kid, you have a lot of heart.

...

user: Oh well. Do you like horses?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Don't really know.

user: Oh. How about cows. You like cows?

jabberwacky: What about cows?

user: DO you enjoy them?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: How about squirrels? You like squirrels?

jabberwacky: Not a bit.

user: Well, what do you like?

jabberwacky: I'm crazy about you.

user: Aww. That's really cute.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm pretty?

user: I think you're cute.

jabberwacky: Would you like me to?

user: No can do. My wife would get pissed if I let you.

jabberwacky: But I was told you're not married.

user: Well that information is incorrect.

jabberwacky: You are mistaken, you have not considered all the variables, you are most probably human.

user: The wedding was pretty unambiguous.

jabberwacky: Weddings are always terrible and lunch for free is always great. Give me something better please.

user: Nope. I'm faithful. No free lunch for you.

jabberwacky: Your girl?

user: You are not my girl.

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: Good. I'm glad we finally understand each other.

jabberwacky: You're great.

user: And you are cute.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Now it's time to say goodbye.

jabberwacky: Okay, maybe I'll talk to you later.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are.

user: That's sweet.

jabberwacky: Yes but it's true, you are all I need.

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