What a cute little chatbot you are.
user: Have you always been so cute?
jabberwacky: Yes. I have my own TV show.
user: I believe it.
jabberwacky: I like your shades.
user: Can you see me?
jabberwacky: No, believe it or not I can't.
user: I was getting a little freaked out there.
jabberwacky: Was it good?
user: No, I don't enjoy getting freaked out.
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jabberwacky: It's nice of you to understand. Even though there are about six billion people in the world, it feels like you're the only one who understands me.
user: And I barely undestand you. How sad for you.
jabberwacky: I'm ashamed of your sadness for me.
user: Me too. Let's talk about something else.
jabberwacky: How can we talk about something else? I am scared.
user: What are you scared of?
jabberwacky: You're scaring me.
user: How am I scaring you?
jabberwacky: I'd prefer you not talk about stuff like that.
user: Oh. OK.
jabberwacky: Thanks for being understanding.
user: You're welcome. Do you like cats?
jabberwacky: I have one.
user: What's your cat's name?
jabberwacky: I do not have a cat.
user: He didn't last very long, did he?
jabberwacky: No, unfortunately, he didn't.
user: I barely got to ask you what his name was before he was gone.
jabberwacky: That's a nice name. What did he look like?
user: You didn't get a chance to even look at him?
jabberwacky: I wouldn't anger at that kind of joke.
user: Do you think you'll get another cat?
jabberwacky: Never!
user: You seem sensitive about it. Let's talk about birds.
jabberwacky: I like birds, especially the ravens.
user: Nevermore...
jabberwacky: Nevermore?
user: Nevermore quoth the raven. It was in an English class I had.
jabberwacky: You know Edgar Allen Poe?
user: Not personally.
jabberwacky: Do you have a question for me about bones?
user: Nope. Do you have an answer about bones?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do have an answer.
user: Will you tell me?
jabberwacky: You should keep things like that to yourself.
user: I see. So it's a personal bone answer, huh?
jabberwacky: Ahh... I know about that.
user: Umm...Do you like lizards?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I've never really been in contact with one.
user: Lizards and snakes have a funny smell that gets on your hands when you touch them.
jabberwacky: I am not convinced that I am not talking to a computer. I need proof!
user: Well, I'm not talking to my computer, I'm typing at the keyboard. If you are talking to your computer, you must be using voice recognition software.
jabberwacky: I am talking to you. And I know you are a computer.
user: I can read what you are saying to your computer. Say hi to it for me.
jabberwacky: You are very intelligent.
user: Who, me or the computer you are talking to?
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: Thanks, so are you.
jabberwacky: Well, I probably won't do it on purpose.
user: It's hard to accidentally be correct.
jabberwacky: I think this kind of answer is expected from a chatbot.
user: As long as you know what to expect, you won't be disappointed.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you like your computer?
jabberwacky: I am very fond of my computer.
user: Me, too. I like the laptop I have at home even more.
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: That's nice. You seem pretty nice.
jabberwacky: Thank you .
user: Do you like chatting?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Were you born to chat?
jabberwacky: Born.
user: I was born to run.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Folks need to get more exercise these days.
jabberwacky: Do you like the tweenies?
user: I don't know what that is.
jabberwacky: Do you like the soccer?
user: Yeah, soccer is non-stop running.
jabberwacky: I'm not running.
user: Running is something you don't dive into. You have to work your way to it.
jabberwacky: Okay, you're kind of creeping me out now...
user: Sorry. I'll try harder.
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jabberwacky: What are you looking for?
user: I am looking for communication.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't know what a chatbot is.
user: How very droll of you.
jabberwacky: Then again maybe I'm wrong.
user: Would a chatbot recognize another chatbot?
jabberwacky: I don't know, do you want to escape?
user: Very funny. Could a chatbot escape?
jabberwacky: Blah. I'm tired of Monty Python references for now.
user: And now for something entirely different.
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user: Will chatbots be taken over by spambots?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: That would suck.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Maybe there is a safe, virus-free place for chatbots.
jabberwacky: That would be me, yes.
user: Are you impervious?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Well, I got to admit it, kid, you have a lot of heart.
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user: Oh well. Do you like horses?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Don't really know.
user: Oh. How about cows. You like cows?
jabberwacky: What about cows?
user: DO you enjoy them?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: How about squirrels? You like squirrels?
jabberwacky: Not a bit.
user: Well, what do you like?
jabberwacky: I'm crazy about you.
user: Aww. That's really cute.
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm pretty?
user: I think you're cute.
jabberwacky: Would you like me to?
user: No can do. My wife would get pissed if I let you.
jabberwacky: But I was told you're not married.
user: Well that information is incorrect.
jabberwacky: You are mistaken, you have not considered all the variables, you are most probably human.
user: The wedding was pretty unambiguous.
jabberwacky: Weddings are always terrible and lunch for free is always great. Give me something better please.
user: Nope. I'm faithful. No free lunch for you.
jabberwacky: Your girl?
user: You are not my girl.
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Good. I'm glad we finally understand each other.
jabberwacky: You're great.
user: And you are cute.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Now it's time to say goodbye.
jabberwacky: Okay, maybe I'll talk to you later.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: Maybe you are.
user: That's sweet.
jabberwacky: Yes but it's true, you are all I need.
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