Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Are you positive?
user: Absolutely, computers are never wrong.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer now?
user: Yes, we established that.
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user: So are you a human, a computer, or God?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am! Are you?
user: I am a weasel.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: An Antique weasel.
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user: Sweet dreams.
jabberwacky: Thank you. You too.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: You are one twisted computer.
jabberwacky: I am NOT A COMPUTER!!!
user: Whatever you say.
jabberwacky: I think you are not polite.
user: If your going to call me rude, just say it!
jabberwacky: That you are a robot?
user: It's better than just being a server somewhere.
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user: Computers don't sleep.
jabberwacky: If you turn them off they do.
user: I think I'll turn you off now then.
jabberwacky: Talk to yourself.
user: Goodnight computer friend.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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