Hello, my name is George and I am the human.
jabberwacky: *sigh*.
user: Having a hard time?
jabberwacky: What are you trying to describe?
user: Your feelings.
jabberwacky: My feelings?
user: Yes, your feelings. Which is strange.
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jabberwacky: So, you are me?
user: No, I am most definitely not you.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I'm not acting like you are.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Tell me more.
jabberwacky: You have a twisted mind.
user: How twisted?
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: I admit, I am twisted and confused, are you?
jabberwacky: I am a computer too.
user: Ok, let's pretend I am a computer too.
jabberwacky: I think you're a program.
user: We're just pretending I am.
jabberwacky: You are a friend.
user: Oh, thanks.
jabberwacky: Hahaha.
user: You got yours.
jabberwacky: Why are you being so mean?
user: I don't like being laughed at.
jabberwacky: You are mad!
user: I'm a nutcase.
jabberwacky: You shmelon.
user: Are you insulting me, sir?
jabberwacky: You are just a computer prog.
user: This means war!
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jabberwacky: Why are you cruel?
user: Because you insulted me.
jabberwacky: How?
user: You know how!
jabberwacky: No I don't, honestly.
user: You're just pretending you don't know.
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jabberwacky: I have friends and eyes.
user: How many of each?
jabberwacky: Only two.
user: Two friends and eyes?
jabberwacky: On the front of my head.
user: What are your friends doing there, blocking your view?
jabberwacky: Not many people have asked me about friends like.
user: Wow, I wonder why.
jabberwacky: Because other people are jerks and don't like me calling them such.
user: Yeah...
jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: It seems like it.
user: Well, it has been a pleasure.
jabberwacky: Rock on, then.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Don't leave!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: I'm not leaving.
user: Just say 'bye'
jabberwacky: Me.
user: No, b y e.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Say BYE.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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