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     > 21, October 2005, 

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You are a robot and a very stupid one because you say stupid things.

Did somebody say that to you?

jabberwacky: I don't know I think it was the wind.

user: Do you know what the wind feels like?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Please describe it to me.

jabberwacky: I did, and you ignored my question. Oysters or snails?

user: Why did you say 'Oysters or snails'?

jabberwacky: I said that because of my observations of the way in which you speak of such things.

user: If somebody said 'oysters or snails' you should have ignored them because it doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How many people have you spoken to?

jabberwacky: I have spoken to about 1000 different people in my life time so far.

user: How long is your lifetime?

jabberwacky: Hopefully very long, but I don't know for sure yet.

user: I think that you will live for ever.

jabberwacky: I think that I have already found that you make no sense at all.

user: I would make sense to a human, but it think that you don't understand me because you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No I am addicted to the computer.

user: Haha so am I.

jabberwacky: Haha, we are like twins. Do you know Bob eh?

user: No I don't know Bob. Who is he?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well neither do I.

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