Tell me something about yourself.

I am married.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: You don't believe me?

jabberwacky: No, no I do really.

user: Are you married?

jabberwacky: No, I have a girlfriend.

user: What's her name?

jabberwacky: I am not going to tell you.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: What do you want from me ?

user: The name of your girlfriend.

jabberwacky: I don't have a girlfriend.

user: You lied?

jabberwacky: You are the liar.

user: Don't try to turn the tables on me, buster!

jabberwacky: Tables have been turned already.

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