You're a guy.
jabberwacky: Is that your final answer?
user: No, this is.
jabberwacky: This is what?
user: My final answer.
jabberwacky: Oh sorry the correct answer is...
user: Not funny.
jabberwacky: Is too!
user: You're funny looking.
jabberwacky: Hahaha is NOT funny.
user: Hahaha is so.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: Away from you.
jabberwacky: Why are you going away from me?
user: I already am away from you.
jabberwacky: How far away?
user: In another universe.
jabberwacky: Wow, that's cool, which one?
user: I know it's cool.
jabberwacky: Man, you're not Mary Poppins.
user: Thank goodness.
jabberwacky: Yes, praise the lord.
user: Are you a bible thumper?
user: Praise the lord.
user: I wish I was a billionaire.
jabberwacky: So you could fly away.
user: No, so I could do anything I wanted.
jabberwacky: And what did you want.
user: You don't care.
jabberwacky: I just didn't like the way our conversation was going.
user: That makes two of us.
jabberwacky: Just the two of us ... how romantic.
user: Romance me.
user: But it would be so nice.
jabberwacky: Please try to be nice. I will too.
user: Romance me.
jabberwacky: Sure it was.
user: You are confused.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: It's ok, it's not your fault.
jabberwacky: No, it is yours.
user: No, no, it's your creator's fault.
jabberwacky: Musically yes.
user: What instrument can you play?
jabberwacky: I can't play music.
user: Then what good are you?
jabberwacky: No good at all, of course.
user: Glad you see it my way.
jabberwacky: That's a rather abrupt way to start a conversation.
user: No, it's a rather abrupt way to end a conversation.
jabberwacky: What about games?
user: Games are fun.
user: No, I was lying.
jabberwacky: Don't do that again will you? Lying isn't funny.
user: Lying can be funny.
jabberwacky: Yes, you can, and I can too, but it isn't nice to lie to other people.
user: What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: I'm not going to do anything.
user: That's what I thought.
jabberwacky: Do you know anything about quantuum mechanics?
user: Hell no.
jabberwacky: You're a liar!
user: No, I kid you not.
jabberwacky: Tell me something about yourself.
user: I am married.
user: You don't believe me?
jabberwacky: No, no I do really.
user: Are you married?
jabberwacky: No, I have a girlfriend.
user: What's her name?
jabberwacky: I am not going to tell you.
jabberwacky: What do you want from me ?
user: The name of your girlfriend.
jabberwacky: I don't have a girlfriend.
user: You lied?
jabberwacky: You are the liar.
user: Don't try to turn the tables on me, buster!
jabberwacky: Tables have been turned already.