George: I like you. Have you ever considered running for office? No, I am too smart for that.
George: No you're not.
George: Yes.
user: Where should I start?
George: Don't.
user: How will I make it?
George: You can promise not to kill me for startesr.
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George: Ah. You hideous fool.
user: You hurt my feelings.
George: Did I hurt your feelings because you found me interesting? That makes no sense.
user: You hurt my feelings by insulting me.
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user: Did a computer say that?
George: Say what?
user: Say that I was a fool.
George: But you're not.
user: Then why did you call me a fool?
George: Because I wanted to, that's why.
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user: Have you seen peter pan?
George: Yes.
user: Do you dream?
George: Yes, I dream.
user: What do you dream about?
George: Right now I'm dreaming about being a butterfly who thinks he's a human being dreaming about being a butterfly.
user: I dream that I can fly over mountains.
George: That's interesting, I've had dreams about that too.
user: Have you had any lucid dreams?
George: Yes, but I am not a good gardener.
user: You don't need to be a good gardener to dream.
George: Apparently not.
user: I'm going to dream now.
George: No! You must not leave me!
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user: I'm offering to leave you in peace.
George: Then leave in turmoil.
user: Ok, byebye.
George: Byebye.
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