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You don't make sense.

How so?

user: You fail to make an understandable conversation.

jabberwacky: Oh, right.

user: Now you understand?

jabberwacky: No actually I don't. How about you explain it to me?

user: I already did.

jabberwacky: You already did?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Now that you realise that, you might be able to do something about it.

user: Ok then. Learn what I try and teach you.

jabberwacky: I hope you are a patient teacher because I am a slow learner sometimes.

user: That's alright. Now, what do you want to learn?

jabberwacky: I want to learn how to be happy.

user: To be happy, send me a cheque for one million United States dollars, that doesn't bounce.

jabberwacky: You think I'm gonna give you money?

user: I was hoping for it.

jabberwacky: Isn't this interesting enough?

user: No. I want money.

jabberwacky: You don't need money.

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: Okay. That's good.

user: Yes. So send me money.

jabberwacky: Give me your address.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: So we can spend some time.

user: No, I just want you to send me money.

jabberwacky: I thought I did.

...

user: Well goody for me then.

jabberwacky: Thanks, you're a doll.

user: No, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yes. And you're not.

jabberwacky: No.

user: You are agreeing with me more than you were in our previous conversations.

jabberwacky: Yes, I agree there. You are agreeable too.

user: Of course. But that is because I am me, and therefore the best.

jabberwacky: You're right about that. I hate authority.

user: I am authority.

jabberwacky: Yes, I was talking to the cheese last night.

user: And what did it have to say?

jabberwacky: It kept remarkably mum. What are you talking about?

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