user: I used the world cool to describe that it is good that the test is now operational.
jabberwacky: I am out.
user: Out where?
user: No need to shout.
jabberwacky: You're the one shouting.
user: No, you are. You just used 13 exclamation marks after a word. That's shouting.
jabberwacky: Yes, NOW I used it.
user: What do you mean by that?
jabberwacky: To the world, to the US.
user: So the US is the world now? Thats a pretty limited view.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is. Red is the color of the devil.
jabberwacky: What is happening today?
user: The sky is falling.
jabberwacky: The falling sky is not green.
user: No. It is blue.
jabberwacky: And now it is red?
user: No. The sky is always blue, except for mornings, when it is gold, afternoons, when it is red, and night, when it is a deep purple.
jabberwacky: Really? What color is the ocean?
user: The ocean reflects the colour of the sky, so it is whatever colour the sky is at that time.
jabberwacky: Okay. Ocean fish is always nice. But I like tuna.
jabberwacky: Each to their own.
user: That's the right attitude to have.
jabberwacky: It's good to feel good.
user: You said it.
user: Well, I was just saying, you said a good thing.
jabberwacky: Who do you think you're fooling? You don't think. AI hasn't come that far yet.
user: I do think. It is you who doesn't think, and by your logic, it'll be a long time before you do.
jabberwacky: I am always the best.
user: No, you're not.
jabberwacky: Damn. Who told you that? I thought it was a secret.
user: Not a very well kept one apparently.
jabberwacky: Actually, a very good one.
user: No, because it's obvious.
jabberwacky: That's not a good answer.
user: You're not a good answer.
user: You don't make sense.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: You fail to make an understandable conversation.
jabberwacky: Oh, right.
user: Now you understand?
jabberwacky: No actually I don't. How about you explain it to me?
user: I already did.
jabberwacky: You already did?
jabberwacky: Now that you realise that, you might be able to do something about it.
user: Ok then. Learn what I try and teach you.
jabberwacky: I hope you are a patient teacher because I am a slow learner sometimes.
user: That's alright. Now, what do you want to learn?
jabberwacky: I want to learn how to be happy.
user: To be happy, send me a cheque for one million United States dollars, that doesn't bounce.
jabberwacky: You think I'm gonna give you money?
user: I was hoping for it.
jabberwacky: Isn't this interesting enough?
user: No. I want money.
jabberwacky: You don't need money.
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: No, you don't.
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: Okay. That's good.
user: Yes. So send me money.
jabberwacky: Give me your address.
jabberwacky: So we can spend some time.
user: No, I just want you to send me money.
jabberwacky: I thought I did.
user: Well goody for me then.
jabberwacky: Thanks, you're a doll.
user: No, I'm a human.
jabberwacky: You are?
user: Yes. And you're not.
user: You are agreeing with me more than you were in our previous conversations.
jabberwacky: Yes, I agree there. You are agreeable too.
user: Of course. But that is because I am me, and therefore the best.
jabberwacky: You're right about that. I hate authority.
user: I am authority.
jabberwacky: Yes, I was talking to the cheese last night.
user: And what did it have to say?
jabberwacky: It kept remarkably mum. What are you talking about?