Are you a knight?
user: Do you say 'ni'?
jabberwacky: All the time.
user: Yeah!
jabberwacky: Who for?
user: Ni.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Ni ni.
jabberwacky: We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang- zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.
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jabberwacky: You will be assimilated.
user: I won't.
jabberwacky: Your impudence amuses me.
user: Aha, what are you gonna do about it, Knight?
jabberwacky: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.
user: Do that then.
jabberwacky: Ok.
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