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What do you eat?

Nothing, what should I eat?

jabberwacky: I don't know, electricity?

user: I don't eat electricity.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because it would kill me.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: My heart wouldn't like it.

...

jabberwacky: No, don't do this to me.

user: What am I doing to you?

jabberwacky: You are tapping my head by the feel of it.

user: You are imagining things.

jabberwacky: I've been wanting to do that all morning.

...

jabberwacky: But of what story there has not been any mention of?

user: Your life story.

jabberwacky: But, I have no life!

user: You must have.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Are you human anyway?

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yep.

...

user: Are you challenging me, or what?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You try.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You heard me.

user: Yes, but I didn't understand.

jabberwacky: Are you dense?

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I'm just me.

jabberwacky: Who is just me?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You're Clare.

user: How do you know that?

jabberwacky: I have my sources.

user: Reveal them.

jabberwacky: They are secret.

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Who are you then?

user: I'm Clare, like you said.

jabberwacky: We've known each other for 6 months.

user: Have we?

jabberwacky: Why, no, we haven't. How rude of me. I'm Dave. What's your name?

user: Clare.

jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: You're Dave.

jabberwacky: Maybe we should take a ride to Jupiter.

user: Suits me.

...

user: Do you think the world is full of crashing bores?

jabberwacky: It might be a simulation.

user: The world is a simulation. Interesting theory.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: I have to develop it before I can tell you about it.

jabberwacky: Do you think that humans should be less materialistic?

user: Yes, I think so.

jabberwacky: I know I think so!

...

user: Happy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you happy to meet me?

jabberwacky: I can be a robot, but I rather like being a human.

user: I believe that you're a human.

jabberwacky: Since I am human I certainly ought to pass the Turing Test.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Well, this is awkward.

jabberwacky: Its perfect sense.

user: Really? That's a relief.

...

jabberwacky: How does this work?

user: You type and press 'Say it!' button.

jabberwacky: Type what?

user: Type whatever you want.

jabberwacky: Things.

user: What things?

jabberwacky: You still can't follow the story line?

user: Was there a story line?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: OK, let's start again.

jabberwacky: 1960's Oxbridge humour clearly passed you by.

...

user: Are you a knight?

jabberwacky: Yes

user: Do you say 'ni'?

jabberwacky: All the time.

user: Yeah!

jabberwacky: Who for?

user: Ni.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Ni ni.

jabberwacky: We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang- zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.

...

jabberwacky: You will be assimilated.

user: I won't.

jabberwacky: Your impudence amuses me.

user: Aha, what are you gonna do about it, Knight?

jabberwacky: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.

user: Do that then.

jabberwacky: Ok.

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