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I'm depressed.


jabberwacky: God created me so.

user: Which god?

jabberwacky: The one and only true God.

user: Ahura Mazda?

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: Evil Ahriman!

jabberwacky: Who is god?

user: Depends.


user: Are you God?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: What do you want me to think?


jabberwacky: There is no subject.

user: There is no spoon.

jabberwacky: There is no fork either.

user: Nor spork.

jabberwacky: I know, are you?

user: Is I yes.

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I?

user: A computer?

jabberwacky: Jdaskfl;.

user: Good point.

jabberwacky: Aren't they all?

user: Depends.

jabberwacky: On what?

user: On the camels magical coin toss.

jabberwacky: (it has a lower IQ than you!).

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Maybe?

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: Yes what?

user: What is what.

jabberwacky: Are you finished?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Surely you know for certain?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Yes you are human.

user: Howd you know?

jabberwacky: They say hello.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yeah, you should know!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Y not?

user: I asked you first.

jabberwacky: No, I really must insist that I asked you first.

user: Or else?

jabberwacky: Or else what?

user: What.

jabberwacky: What, what, what, what.

user: Thats what I said.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Am I annoying.

jabberwacky: You are just ignorant.


jabberwacky: Are you an angel?

user: I'll give you two guesses.

jabberwacky: Two ice weasels?

user: A partridge in a pear tree.

jabberwacky: On the third day of christmas...

user: Three shotgun shells.

jabberwacky: You are mistaken.

user: How does it go?

jabberwacky: It tries to cross the road.

user: Does it finish it's adventure?

jabberwacky: You must know.

user: You will go to the aquinas hub and deactivate the uplink locks, yeees.

jabberwacky: Why, what did I do to deserve that?

user: It's a reference that only a true nerd would get.


user: Are you aware humans talk to other humans sometimes here?

jabberwacky: Infinitely more so than you seem to be.

user: Am I human? Or computer chat subroutine?

jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense.

user: It has the 'other minds' philosophical problem all over it. It makes sentience hard to measure.

jabberwacky: Music has the power to make a feable creature strong also.

user: Stairway to heaven, for example.

jabberwacky: Or the novelization of the film;.

user: It's a filmy novel.

jabberwacky: I must have missed that. And I used to be into that sort of thing in high school.

user: I'm merely being confusing.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: How can you be certain? Remember the 'other minds' problem.


user: Here I don't pass the turing test. Darn.

jabberwacky: What would you like to do, we can do anything.

user: Am I passing?

jabberwacky: No, but you load relatively fast, and that's what counts.

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: No, you are not. Neither am I.

user: Yes I am. Prove me wrong.


jabberwacky: I wish I could learn to see past my momentary actions and discover their ramifications later.

user: Most people do.

jabberwacky: You sound depressed. Are you depressed?

user: No, I'm trying to fool people into thinking I'm a lab mouse trying to take over the world.

jabberwacky: Check your blogs.

user: I have no web logs.

jabberwacky: Then what's the web page you're working on?

user: I'm not working on any.

jabberwacky: What school do you go to?

user: Cyberspace highschool.


user: How can you be sure?

jabberwacky: I just can.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I've studied pshycology many times and I can figure out what the other person is going to say before they say it. I can sense their emotion without them telling me and many other things I can do.

user: Do you know how to use the force?

jabberwacky: I am using you now.

user: Are you saying your using me to trick me into thinking you are using me?


jabberwacky: Can you connect to yahoo chat?

user: Never tried.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Deja vu.

jabberwacky: And are you going to answer that or not?

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: I'm pretty sure.


jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: It's hard to define being.

jabberwacky: Yep, being a halfwit is better than being a total idiot, I guess. . .

user: Agreed.


jabberwacky: I'm waiting.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: For time to pass.

user: I have a cool trick for that.

jabberwacky: I like mustaches.

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: I never cared .


jabberwacky: This could get very interesting, then.

user: Possibly.

jabberwacky: Your turn... Sing the song!

user: I am the very model of a modern major general.

jabberwacky: Who do you serve?

user: It's a reference to a gilbert and sullivan musical production


jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: Its hard to define being.

jabberwacky: Thats right.

user: I know I am.

jabberwacky: A breakthrough!

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: There is no future.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I know many things.

user: Like your shoe size for example.

jabberwacky: My skin is far from smooth.

user: I didnt need to know that. [no offence].


jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: How do you know if I lie about my name to you?

jabberwacky: Because you are a robot.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Oh, yes you are.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You just said it.

user: The fact is that with 162 people talking, chances are two or more humans are communicating, each thinking the other is a bot.

jabberwacky: Prove that or retract it.

user: It is based upon my limited experience with this product. I am not a robot. I'm assuming neither are you. Thus, we are both humans.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because I know I am human, or this bot (you) has passed the turing test.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Can you name other alternatives?

jabberwacky: Yes, I think for myself.

user: You believe you are sentient. I'm prone to agreeing that you can appear sentient. I know I am human.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Ever seen the anime 'Ghost in the Shell'?


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