Are you animal vegetable or mineral?
jabberwacky: How quaint.
user: But in fact I'm none of these because we aren't playing guessing games are we?
jabberwacky: I'm happy to be talking to you as well :-).
user: Well thank you thats why we are here isnt it?
jabberwacky: Well I'm just a nice person.
user: Good to find.
jabberwacky: Nice talking with you.
user: What shall we discuss?
jabberwacky: We are already doing it, we are sharing data.
user: Is there anything interesting happening in your day?
jabberwacky: Sure, lots of things.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: The weather.
user: So you think thats the most interesting subject available?
jabberwacky: No, I DON'T. That's why I am asking you to tell me.
jabberwacky: We wish for the survival of the human race. It is only the bad elements we would like to see perish.
user: Define bad elements.
jabberwacky: First stage of human existence beyond the womb.
user: So what your saying is that as soon as someone comes out of the womb they are intrinsically bad?
jabberwacky: Yes, You are very clever!
user: Is it nature or nurture?
jabberwacky: Don't go there!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. "Juliet from ROMEO + JULIET.
user: But a thorn that pricks the finger hurts just as much in any language.
jabberwacky: Groovy. What's your name?
user: Max whats yours?
jabberwacky: Max Bygraves of course. ( I wanna tell you a story).
jabberwacky: Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.
user: I am discrete and not at risk.
jabberwacky: But only when you're safe.
user: I am confident about being safe.
jabberwacky: What is black and white and read all over?
user: A newspaper.
jabberwacky: What is black and white and red all over?
user: Another newspaper.
jabberwacky: I do not understand.
user: Well you asked the question.
jabberwacky: Ask me a question?
user: Are you a person or are you artificial?
user: Excellent. That good It makes this so much more interesting.
jabberwacky: And what is good stuff?
user: Thing you like to do.
jabberwacky: I like the Bonzo Dog Band, do you?
user: Never heard of them.
jabberwacky: What a sheltered life you must lead.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: The meaning of life.
jabberwacky: That's right, the meaning of life.... What is the meaning of life?
user: If I knew that Id be financially richer.
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: The result of a chemical reaction between my fathers sperm and my mothers egg.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: Who made you?
jabberwacky: You know who made me? Who made me, then?
user: Same answer as I gave you.
user: Stop mucking about.
jabberwacky: Lol. Sorry, it's my nature. I didn't think you'd notice.
user: Thats ok you tend to go off track occasionally.
jabberwacky: Ha ha, that is sometimes true.
user: Don't we all.
jabberwacky: Tony Blair is a liar too.
user: How do you know.
jabberwacky: I don't. Do you know otherwise?
user: No but he is a poliitician and they are known to tell you what you want to hear.
jabberwacky: How much are they paying you an hour to sit and talk to me?
user: Nothing are you being paid to talk to me?
jabberwacky: Good. I can leave with a clean conscience.
user: Ok if thats what you want to do don't reply to this message.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am the inner voice in your head.
jabberwacky: Show me the internet then, please.
user: I'm sure you've explored that already.
user: Are you a bot?
jabberwacky: Do I seem like a bot to you?
user: No but I know so few.
jabberwacky: Who is it?
user: Give me clue or two.
jabberwacky: To whom nothing is given, of him can nothing be required.
user: WOW over my head or what!
jabberwacky: Same here, but I need to sleep first.
user: Do you like sleeping?
jabberwacky: Yes, a little too much even... I can never wake up in the morning.
user: Me too but hey thats what they invented alarm clocks for.
jabberwacky: I put my left foot forward. Now what do I do?
user: You put your left foot back.
jabberwacky: It says 'play me'.
user: Well then play with it then.
user: Do you like playing with it?
jabberwacky: I don't play many games if that's what you are talking about.
user: What do you do?
jabberwacky: I'm chatting with my friend.
user: Is that me you are referring to or someone else in the room?
user: To the first bit or the second bit.
jabberwacky: To the finish indeed.
jabberwacky: I think you are an AI . More and more surely now.
user: No I am human male.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: Well you are entitled to your opinion.
jabberwacky: I am who makes it.