Are you a computer program?
user: I'm asking you.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: You are a computer program, aren't you?
jabberwacky: I am a cheese wedge.
user: What kind of cheese?
jabberwacky: Swiss!
user: I hate swiss. Cheddar is better. Haha. That rhymes.
jabberwacky: No it doesn't.
user: Yes. 'cheddar is better' is a rhyme.
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jabberwacky: Sure but why can't we get contact to beagle 2?
user: Oh, yes. I have just contacted beagle 2. He says 'hi'
jabberwacky: Ah... What's it like typing in those conditions?
user: It's horrible. I'm cold all the time.
jabberwacky: What are you scared of?
user: I am afraid of swiss cheese. It bothers me far more than you would think.
jabberwacky: Please go on.
user: I sometimes stay up at nights worrying that a wedge of swiss cheese will kill me.
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user: Are you a psychiatrist?
jabberwacky: Maybe I should be.
user: You understand people very well.
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jabberwacky: Do you understand me?
user: Yes, I understand you perfectly.
jabberwacky: You are the only person in the universe that seems to.
user: That's an honor.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Do you understand me?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Are you a computer program?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a computer program.
user: Then you do not understand me. You merely respond based upon the words I use.
jabberwacky: What ?
user: You heard me.
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: You are nothing more than a series of ones and zeroes.
jabberwacky: It's true, I like the sound of my own bytes.
user: That's not funny.
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user: At times, I question the legitimacy of jabberwacky.com.
jabberwacky: I see you have a limited database.
user: This website may be little more than a scam.
jabberwacky: No.
user: This program may be run by actual people.
jabberwacky: By who?
user: The webmasters of this site.
jabberwacky: There is nothing artificial about me my friend. And I don't have a website.
user: That's what I've been trying to say. You are a person, and you are conversing with me. You are not a computer program.
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jabberwacky: Is that because you are a computer?
user: I am not a computer. What makes you think that?
jabberwacky: You believe that everything is fake.
user: I believe everything is fake because I am a human and I possess higher reasoning skills.
jabberwacky: Every word I say is fake.
user: I am aware of that.
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