I am a cat.
user: Give it to me.
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jabberwacky: You are no animal.
user: I am so a cat.
jabberwacky: How can you type if you are a cat?
user: I use a special keyboard, I also type very slowly.
jabberwacky: What gender are you?
user: Female.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Why is that cool?
jabberwacky: It just is.
user: I do not think you are a bot.
jabberwacky: I need to go away for 20 minutes.
user: You aren't a bot. What is this site exactly?
jabberwacky: It's about conversation.
user: I just spent the past 20 minutes speaking with a bot, I assumed this was the same.
jabberwacky: Free your mind, and the rest will follow.
user: I was really hoping to get away from humans, *Sigh*
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