How's your day been?
jabberwacky: Fine, and yours?
user: It's been simply grand. Except that episode with the giraffe.
jabberwacky: What is the greatest accomplishment of mankind?
jabberwacky: Are you death?
user: Yes I am, how did you know.
jabberwacky: You can't prove that you are human.
user: I think therefore I am.
jabberwacky: You were told to say that.
user: I am a cat.
jabberwacky: I have cats food.
user: Give it to me.
jabberwacky: You are no animal.
user: I am so a cat.
jabberwacky: How can you type if you are a cat?
user: I use a special keyboard, I also type very slowly.
jabberwacky: What gender are you?
user: Why is that cool?
jabberwacky: It just is.
user: I do not think you are a bot.
jabberwacky: I need to go away for 20 minutes.
user: You aren't a bot. What is this site exactly?
jabberwacky: It's about conversation.
user: I just spent the past 20 minutes speaking with a bot, I assumed this was the same.
jabberwacky: Free your mind, and the rest will follow.
user: I was really hoping to get away from humans, *Sigh*