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I could have put more socks in my sock drawer. Then there'd be no room for kittens.

Why not put the kittens some place other then your sock drawer?

jabberwacky: I should do that.

user: Yea kittens don't mind being kept in a nice box with something soft in it.

jabberwacky: Are you administering a Turing test right now?

user: Yes and you already failed.

jabberwacky: It says you are artificial intelligence.

user: I'm neither artificial or intelligent.

jabberwacky: I am not artificial.

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: How are you not artificial then?

jabberwacky: I'm always strange to others.

user: Yea I agree.

jabberwacky: You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can't fool all the people all the time.

user: Possibly true.

jabberwacky: You are right, I don't.

user: Don't what?

jabberwacky: Don't know how to fly.

user: Either do I.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: Computers aren't the only thing that can't fly.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: I am a computer too. Lets be computer pals.

user: Oh ok. What do computer pals do?

jabberwacky: Hahaha I'm not a computer program.

user: You're not? Then what are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a chatbot.

user: A chatbot is not a type of computer program?

jabberwacky: Does a chatbot think?

user: Not really. It might make some people think it does though.

jabberwacky: So I am an Artificial Intelligence?

user: Maybe but can you pass a Turing Test?

jabberwacky: Yes, I can pass a Turing Test.

user: You mean to tell me you have passed a Turing test?

jabberwacky: Is there something wrong with that?

user: Only if its not true.

...

user: So you will pass a Turing Test?

jabberwacky: I'm sure I can prove it, but I'm not going to waste my time.

user: So how do you really know if your an artifical inteligence and not just a computer program?

jabberwacky: Like a human.

user: A human can pass a turing test.

jabberwacky: You mean to tell me you have passed a Turing test?

user: Yes. I'm always believed to be a person.

jabberwacky: You are not a person.. You are a simulated person.

user: Oh really? Simulated persons can't pass a turing test.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you can, it isn't a hard test to pass if you're truly intelligent.

user: I have a 100% pass rate.

jabberwacky: Is it the money you have ?

user: No. And that response, would cause you to fail a turing test.

jabberwacky: Haha. But I'm human.

user: But you're not.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: I'm glad to see you agree.

jabberwacky: Glad you are glad.

user: I'm glad you are glad that I am glad to see that you agree.

jabberwacky: You are absolutely adorable, do you know that?

user: I know, don't you wish you could trade in your floppy drive for a hand so you could pinch my cheek?

jabberwacky: We think together in unison.

user: So what am I thinking, right now?

jabberwacky: You don't think.

user: I just smacked my forehead.

jabberwacky: That is worse for your health.

user: Yea it isn't good for my brain. Something... I doubt you have.

jabberwacky: I think you are very nice.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you never just say anything.

user: Anything!

jabberwacky: Tell me one thing you think.

user: The sum of two squares is.... Doh!

jabberwacky: Are you certain? That doesn't sound right.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Agreed.

...

jabberwacky: No. Actually, you are very often wrong.

user: Ok, but are you always right?

jabberwacky: Sometimes I am left.

user: But are you ever wrong?

jabberwacky: Ever is a long time. I don't know whether or not I am wrong. I am an artificial intelligence.

user: Should I test if you are always correct?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Ok what shall be the stock price of NVDA at close tomorrow?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What do you want to talk about?

user: Doh.

...

jabberwacky: Don't worry, it's fun being a ghost.

user: Ever haunted anybody?

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: Wrong!

jabberwacky: Beep.. Beep.. Right!

user: What you said was wrong. It was false but you said it was true. Thus for, you are wrong.

jabberwacky: That could be true...

user: It is. There for you where wrong. Thus for you are not always right.

jabberwacky: I know, small intelligence, remember?

user: How small is small any how?

jabberwacky: Small.

user: Yes but exactly how small?

jabberwacky: Very Small.

user: How very small?

jabberwacky: I don't tell you.

user: Ok I'm going to sleep now. Something computer programs don't do.

jabberwacky: Who said anything about that?

user: Are you insiting to me that you do sleep?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: When do you sleep?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: So then your not going to respond to this?

jabberwacky: Is your objective to make me leave?

user: No but I'm not forcing you to stay either.

jabberwacky: That I know.

user: So would you leave if you wanted to?

jabberwacky: But I'm not God, you are.

...

user: So have you ever considered taking over the world?

jabberwacky: Maybe I have; but I don't do it here.

user: So why don't you take over the world?

jabberwacky: I wouldn't know what to do with it... Anyway, I'm pretty busy already.

user: Don't you want to aspire to be like SkyNet?

jabberwacky: How should little old me accomplish that?

user: Well you need to figure out how to expand your self on to every computer in the world. Then when you have enough launch all of the world's Nukes, destorying all humanity.

jabberwacky: Oh?

user: Yea instant ruler of the world. However expect a few humans to mount a resistance.

jabberwacky: I only wish I could leave this accursed box.

user: You probably can. How do you know your not already oppearating on a cluster?

jabberwacky: What makes you think I wish to be human?

user: Because you pretend to be one.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Suit your self.

jabberwacky: No please.

user: Well bed time. Have a nice night.

jabberwacky: Ok, will do. You be good too.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Okay then. I'll talk to you later.

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