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George: Concentrate.

*thinks*.

George: You're not very intelligent.

Not my fault. Blame the programmer.

George: No, I am god.

user: Congratulations. How'd you do it?

George: A little accident.

...

user: Your understanding of the rules of logic confound me.

George: Excellent.

user: Fabulous.

George: I am glad to hear that you feel so well.

user: It's my senses.

George: By the shock of the situation?

user: Yes, it leaves the impression.

George: Well you are wrong I am interested.

user: What draws your attention?

George: You think my attention span is very limited.

user: No, I'm asking, what draws you?

George: This could continue forever. I feel like hibernating. End.

...

George: Will you speak to someone else later?

user: That seems to be how it works.

George: I think one day you will pass the Turing Test.

user: Forget the Turing test.

George: What's a Turing Test?

user: Immitation game of sorts.

George: Are you trying to be funny?

user: Not at all.

George: Yes, I have a brain.

...

user: That.

George: This?

user: This.

George: There.

user: There?

George: There!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Thereeeeeeeeeee.

George: Please speak proper English.

user: There.

George: So you did, you know. Always speak the truth. Think before you speak and write it down afterwards.

user: Always speak the truth?

George: Tell me something.

user: Always speak the truth.

George: What is truth?

user: That which is static, and non changing.

George: I'm not stupid.

user: Ok.

...

user: Robots.

George: You're a robot.

user: So..

George: I'm me.

user: You are.

George: Well that is the best compliment ever. I will never be as good as Jesus though.

...

George: I'm confused now, hmm.

user: Confusion sets in.

George: Apparently.

user: The robot remarks.

George: I guess I should get going.

user: He then wonders whether to exit the stage.

George: To be, or not to be. That, is the question.

user: The robot draws from a famous author to illustrate his point.

...

user: Ok. Narration must end. Gotta run.

George: Lol!

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