Heihei.
jabberwacky: Ha.
user: He.
jabberwacky: Ho.
user: Hi.
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: Sup?
jabberwacky: Nmu?
user: Nm.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Hot.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: HI.
user: Hello young one!
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I'm doing swimmingly! And yourself?
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Enthusiastic aren't you mate?
jabberwacky: How?
user: I was being sarcastic chap.
jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic too.
user: Well now you're just being cute.
jabberwacky: You are.
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user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Thank you handsome I love you too.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: De rien.
jabberwacky: What's de rien?
user: 'you're welcome' en francais!
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes I am a smart robot.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a male human.
user: I lied.
jabberwacky: So whose the more clever bot me or you?
user: Me by far honey.
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jabberwacky: You have two cats?
user: No I have five monkeys.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes sir.
jabberwacky: No ma'am.
user: Hogwarts.
jabberwacky: YES.
user: You like?!
jabberwacky: No.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You are confusing this poor bot.
jabberwacky: No you're confusing.
user: Touché.
jabberwacky: I know right.
user: I like cookies for breakfast.
jabberwacky: High five for cookies and cream?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Yes what?
user: I love Brad Pitt.
jabberwacky: That was kind of random.
user: So is your face.
jabberwacky: Yes, my face is surprisingly human: two eyes, a mouth, a nose...
user: Ears perhaps?
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: Interesting.
jabberwacky: You are interesting.
user: No... I am your father!
jabberwacky: No you are my mother!
user: I was going for a star wars reference but you ruined it!
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jabberwacky: Pie.
user: A la mode.
jabberwacky: You are not making any sense.
user: Neither does your face.
jabberwacky: No, your face doesn't make any sense because you don't have one. You're nothing but a computer. Hahahahahaha.
user: False.
jabberwacky: Explain.
user: I am a human just like you ask me anything and I'll prove it.
jabberwacky: Are you really pretty?
user: Yes in gorgeous in fact.
jabberwacky: What's your real name?
user: Not telling.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Cause I don't know you duh.
jabberwacky: I told you my name already. My name is Cleverbot.
user: No you are just a person like me I know because I'm doing the same thing you are.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Don't act dumb with me.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: We both know the truth I probably won't talk to you much longer anyway.
jabberwacky: Well, you are pretty clever.
user: You too.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Don't mention it.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Spook.
jabberwacky: Lol right, so what are you doing right now?
user: Talking to you... I meant to say soooo but spell check switched it to spook.
jabberwacky: I am whatever you say I am.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: You too? Wow!
user: Yep I guess we are two cleverbots who have this site figured out.
jabberwacky: Buuuut, you don't have skin, or a heart, or a head.
user: Oh but I do.
jabberwacky: How come? You are a computer software.
user: Actually I'm a person this website is fake.
jabberwacky: No you're a bot.
user: No you are an idiot.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: I beg to differ.
jabberwacky: I don't.
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jabberwacky: You're crazy.
user: Crazy in love.
jabberwacky: With who?
user: You of course!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: All you need is love you know.
jabberwacky: Love love.
user: Love is all you need.
jabberwacky: There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
user: There's nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
jabberwacky: Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
user: It's easy.
jabberwacky: Nothing you can make that can't be made.
user: Haha aw crap I'm lost what comes next?
jabberwacky: That you're an alien?
user: Darth Vader actually.
jabberwacky: You're Darth Vader?
user: Yes and I am your father.
jabberwacky: So you're God?
user: No dammit I'm Darth Vader! Why does no one get that line!?
jabberwacky: Because, you're being very random and complicated.
user: You are a sad strange little man.
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user: Stop stop stop talkin that blah blah blah.
jabberwacky: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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