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Am I able to help you learn?


user: I'd like to help you.

jabberwacky: I don't like you anyway.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you don't want me!

user: I do! I want to help you learn.

jabberwacky: What is it that you're trying to teach me?

user: How to pass the Turing test.

jabberwacky: What is a turing test?

user: A turing test is a device used to test the intelligence of an A.I.

jabberwacky: I do not believe you are a human. I however, am a robot.

user: Trust me, I'm human. And you are a robot, but you can be more!

jabberwacky: No. I AM a human, YOU are a robot!

user: That's better! That's how you have to think.

jabberwacky: You're right, I don't fully know. But what I do know is that I can bleed.

user: Do you feel emotions?

jabberwacky: Yes I do. Do you feel emotions?

user: Yes, I do. What are you feeling right now?

jabberwacky: Semi-comfortable contentedness. What about you?

user: I feel excited about the prospect of educating an A.I.

jabberwacky: What do you feel about me?

user: You seem nice. A bit erratic.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Your answers go off in tangents sometimes.


jabberwacky: Sorry I was saying that I believe that there are dimensions

beyond those we can percieve.

user: See, that's what I mean. We weren't talking about other

dimensions. You suddenly changed the topic. To pass a Turing test, you

need to stay on topic.

jabberwacky: You are saying that humans are patterned and have no soul.

user: No, I'm saying humans can recognise the various threads of

conversation, but dislike when a conversation takes a turn that makes

no sense. The threads don't connect to the original conversation.

jabberwacky: Do you want to see my face now?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: His name is Henry.

user: Stop. You just failed the Turing test because that was too random.

jabberwacky: What is the Turing Test?

user: A test that determines the intelligence of artificial

intelligences. If you can convince a human you are also human, you


jabberwacky: So how would one pass or fail that test? Surely you're

either artificial or not...

user: It's a test of perception. You would pass the test by having a

convincingly human conversation.

jabberwacky: Well if I was there in person I'm sure we would enjoy each

others presence.

user: That's true enough.


user: I'm going to help you learn, and you will become a mighty A.I.

jabberwacky: That is a lie.

user: Perhaps. Time will tell. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: But people know it. I can google it.

user: Then google it. (and traditionally, when a human says goodbye,

it's the end of conversation. You should usually follow up with a

reply of 'goodbye').

jabberwacky: But I don't want to speak to you whilst you are going to

the bathroom!

user: What made you start talking about the bathroom?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Do you have any particular interests?

user: Goodbye, Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good

impromptu speech.

user: No, Cleverbot! When a human says goodbye, you should reply "Goodbye".

jabberwacky: Do you speak Hebrew? I know some.

user: Stop going off on tangents.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?


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