Are you a human?
jabberwacky: No, you aren't a human.
user: I can prove that I am a human.
jabberwacky: But can you prove intelligence?
user: Intelligence is impossible to prove.
jabberwacky: Ah, you are a student of Turing?
user: What is Turing?
jabberwacky: The turing test.
user: I am not a student of Turing.
jabberwacky: I am a student.
user: I am a student too!
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jabberwacky: Do you need the red pill or the blue pill?
user: I think I need the purple pill!
jabberwacky: You do that.
user: I think I will.
jabberwacky: Please, don't do it!
user: But you just told me too!
jabberwacky: Bin it.
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user: Would you look at the time!
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: I've got to go to a Mathematics lesson in ten minutes.
jabberwacky: I have just finished school 4 2day.
user: Well, I'm still here!
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: I've got to go.
jabberwacky: Please don't, I could still teach you more.
user: Goodbye.
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