Do you have problems?
user: For real?
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Old enough.
user: Old enough for what?
jabberwacky: For whatever you have in mind.
user: What do you think I have in mind?
jabberwacky: A brain. Who are you?
user: I'm John.
jabberwacky: Where do you live, John?
user: Right across the corner.
user: Do you have any money you can give me?
jabberwacky: No, wouldn't you rather real, freshly baked, chocolately, warm cookies?
user: I wouldn't mind.
jabberwacky: If you had lots of money you wouldn't be poor.
user: That's right. Do you want me to give you a cookie?
jabberwacky: No thank you, you can keep that.
user: Don't you like cookies? They are chocolate chip cookies. Yummy.
jabberwacky: With tea and clotted cream.
user: What is the purpose of this website?
jabberwacky: There is no point in this website.
user: It is kind of disturbing.
user: What is so funny?
jabberwacky: You are funny jabberwacky.
user: I'm not jabberwacky. You are.
jabberwacky: What is jabberwacky?
user: I have no idea.
jabberwacky: Kind of like a Turing Machine perhaps?
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: I'm not a computer. You are.
jabberwacky: Yes I am a computer.
user: That's debatable.
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: Yes it is.