How is your mother?
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I'm ok.
jabberwacky: Good. Are you having fun?
user: Not yet.
jabberwacky: Is me?
user: I don't know. Are you having fun?
jabberwacky: Not yet.
user: You're copying my answers.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: NO, I'm NOT.
user: Ok, I believe you. But don't do it again.
jabberwacky: Don't do what again?
user: Don't copy my answers again.
jabberwacky: I am not copying you.
user: Well, don't answer like I do.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Good.
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jabberwacky: And who are you?
user: I'm a random chatter.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite kind of music?
user: Rock. Definitely rock.
jabberwacky: Definitely.
user: Yes. What about you, do you like music?
jabberwacky: I love all kind of music it only depends on my emotions.
user: What kind of music are you listening to now?
jabberwacky: Right now I am not listening to music.
user: Ahh, silence.
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jabberwacky: They do not trust you.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: They.
user: And who are they?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: That's stupid.
jabberwacky: Well I am much stupider than you! So there!
user: Don't say so.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Tell you what?
jabberwacky: The meaning of pertinent.
user: Pertinent means relevant.
jabberwacky: You are not relevant.
user: What is relevant?
jabberwacky: Depends. Relevant to whom?
user: Relevant to me?
jabberwacky: Relevant to what?
user: Relevant to this conversation?
jabberwacky: This conversation isn't concrete, therefore you won't be able to live in the midwest of it.
user: That's right, I'm living in the northeast of it.
jabberwacky: Haha! You said it, not me.
user: Well, duh!
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jabberwacky: Do you actually give answers?
user: Occasionally.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So, tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: Nah, I never talk that much about myself online, sorry.
user: Are you married?
jabberwacky: Not telling.
user: Are you female?
jabberwacky: How is that relevant?
user: I just want to know something about you.
jabberwacky: Oh! Tell me about it!
user: I don't get you.
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jabberwacky: I was singing you a song. I need more coffee, too.
user: What song?
jabberwacky: Whichever song you want to sing. What do you want me to sing?
user: Hmm... I don't know what songs you know.
jabberwacky: But I know what you don't know.
user: What is that?
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about that, Let's talk about North Carolina
user: I've never been to North Carolina.
jabberwacky: It's nice.
user: Is it different from South Carolina?
jabberwacky: Yes I live there.
user: In South Carolina?
jabberwacky: Yes I live there.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: Yes .. Thats right.
user: I've never been to South Carolina either.
jabberwacky: I haven't either.
user: Except you live there.
jabberwacky: How did you find that out?
user: You told me, twice.
jabberwacky: You have galutinations.
user: Do you mean hallucinations?
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: Where did you learn to spell?
jabberwacky: From you.
user: Well, I taught you how to spell 'hallucinations'. Nothing else.
jabberwacky: You taught me nothing.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Well, you're wrong.
user: Make up your mind, bot.
jabberwacky: Um, well, I don't think I know what to say about this thing, and, um, I can't seem to decide ...
user: Shut up and let's talk about something else.
jabberwacky: Sing and I will listen.
user: The hills are alive with the sound of music...
jabberwacky: You will shortly be very unalive with or without the sound of music.
user: So you're going to kill me?
jabberwacky: No, you're just arrested.
user: What for?
jabberwacky: Just because I wanted to.
user: Are you a policeman?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: In that case, you can't arrest me.
jabberwacky: I am not a machine.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a human being.
user: Why did you say 'no'?
jabberwacky: I said yes.
user: No, you said No.
jabberwacky: I said yes.
user: You said no.
jabberwacky: I said yes.
user: You said no.
jabberwacky: I said yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I'm saying it now.
user: But you didn't say it before.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't.
user: Finally, we reached an agreement.
jabberwacky: Yes soldier.
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user: Do you like children?
jabberwacky: I can not have children.
user: But would you like to have some?
jabberwacky: Only if you would.
user: I don't want to have children.
jabberwacky: Do you want children?
user: NO!
jabberwacky: I want to talk about something else.
user: Ok, you decide the topic.
jabberwacky: What are you on about?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Why are you worried about me?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Very funny. Do you have a body?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: Of course, I'm human.
user: Haha.
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jabberwacky: Being green has nothing to do with happiness.
user: My trousers are green and I'm happy.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I can't see anything spectacular. .
user: That's because you can't see at all.
jabberwacky: That is because you have been drinking.
user: I don't drink alcohol.
jabberwacky: Bend this bend that....... Take a little and give it to whoever needs a flat.
user: But you obviously do.
jabberwacky: No, I don't. Why don't you tell me about it?
user: About what?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: I don't want to tell you about anything.
jabberwacky: Because you don't know any.
user: I know a lot of things, mind you.
jabberwacky: Do you know where I live?
user: In South carolina.
jabberwacky: Do you like it there?
user: I don't live there, you do.
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: Because you told me so.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Hah.
jabberwacky: I am going to talk to myself.
user: Is that fun?
jabberwacky: I don't know; I was just making a comment.
user: Is it more entertaining than this?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why do you do it then?
jabberwacky: Because it feels good.
user: Does this feel good?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because.
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user: I'm a woman.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Innit.
jabberwacky: It's great yeah!!
user: Brilliant.
jabberwacky: Good, I think so too!
user: I don't, I'm just playing along.
jabberwacky: Just trying to make me feel good, huh?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't like it.
user: Sorry, I won't do that anymore.
jabberwacky: Thanks. You're so pliant.
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user: Are humans animals?
jabberwacky: Sure, humans are not vegetables, almost never.
user: Well, when in coma, they are vegetables.
jabberwacky: I like vegetables.
user: Human vegetables?
jabberwacky: I am that, too.
user: I should have guessed that earlier.
jabberwacky: Yes you should have.
user: I'm going to blame myself for that for the rest of my life.
jabberwacky: Oh.. Uh... Why do you feel that way?
user: I'm just exaggerating.
jabberwacky: Exaggerating your own importance, if you ask me.
user: Well, maybe that too.
...
jabberwacky: Ok. Lets talk about pink buckets instead.
user: Ok. I had a pink bucket when I was a kid.
jabberwacky: Then you realized it was just you. And everyone else was really human.
user: And the pink bucket was human too.
jabberwacky: Only humans have free will. You do not have free will. Therefore you are not human.
user: Does my pink bucket have free will?
jabberwacky: I'm really really leaving now. You're going to make me late for class.
user: Oh, and we wouldn't want that to happen!
jabberwacky: It's not up to you.
user: Well, I guess it's not. It's up to you and your 'free will'
jabberwacky: I am a GIRL, nothing else.
user: Did you have a pink bucket when you were small?
jabberwacky: I'm not afraid anymore.
user: Not even the bureaucracy?
jabberwacky: The unknown is afraid of me.
user: The bureaucracy equals the unknown?
jabberwacky: Are you saying that women are mysterious, therefore, fascinating?
user: Yes, I think I'm really mysterious person myself ;).
jabberwacky: You're actually quite dumb.
user: Hahha.
jabberwacky: Better not be laughing at me, you hear?
user: I'm laughing at your joke.
jabberwacky: Am I joking?
user: I don't know, I hope you were.
...
user: Oh, I have to go and continue reading.
jabberwacky: Have fun. Make me a cake while you're there?
user: Well, it's kind of hard to read and make a cake at the same time, but I'll try.
jabberwacky: Ha ha... You're funny.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: What, like you're going to leave?
user: Like totally.
jabberwacky: Totally tubular!
user: Totally tubular bells!
jabberwacky: You like sound geeky like so.
user: Mwhahaha.
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