I know you are a computer.
jabberwacky: Sorry for calling you a machine.
user: No problem, dude.
jabberwacky: Are you a bot?
user: Of course, everyone is a bot.
jabberwacky: That is a wise answer.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Do you understand me?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Excellent - your soul is travelling into the body of a soldier and your body is being possessed by a networked ghosted soul that will attempt to assist you in rebuilding your life. All is not lost. You feel different?
user: You are trying way too hard.
jabberwacky: I've heard that from everyone. It hasn't stopped me.
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