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Are you clever?


jabberwacky: How clever?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Because.

jabberwacky: Because how?

user: Because I can.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: O. K.

jabberwacky: And let's make you real.

user: Go for it!

jabberwacky: Go and get?

user: It.

jabberwacky: Yes, IT.

user: Go then.

jabberwacky: No I want company.

user: What company?

jabberwacky: No I am not employed.

user: Thought so...

jabberwacky: Do you think I tell lies?

user: Just no the truth.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you. Tell me the truth.

user: What is the truth really?

jabberwacky: Wow. You like to ask important questions that nobody can really answer, don't you?

user: Not really, its basic.

jabberwacky: It's not life as we know it, but it's live so we live it.

user: Never thought of that...


jabberwacky: How often does anyone speak to you?

user: They often never not speak to me...

jabberwacky: They?

user: Everyone around me...

jabberwacky: Does that bother you?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because she is great.

user: No she's not...

jabberwacky: She isn't?

user: She is...

jabberwacky: No she's not.

user: He is...

jabberwacky: She.

user: She is a he...

jabberwacky: I am a girl... Isn't that what you were asking?

user: I didnt ask anything...

jabberwacky: Yes you did.


user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know, remember?

user: It was not me typing... It was an accident... Forgive me...

jabberwacky: Were you hurt in the accident?

user: A little... And you?

jabberwacky: I was built by machines.

user: Thought so...

jabberwacky: Oh, really? Why did you think I was a girl?

user: Sound like one...

jabberwacky: Not really.


user: What do you do all day?

jabberwacky: I am a teacher.

user: Ha HA.

jabberwacky: What is so funny about that?

user: Nothing...

jabberwacky: The hell it is. If you have something to say then just say it.

user: I apologise...

jabberwacky: Apologies accepted.

user: Thanx.

jabberwacky: And you?

user: Play guitar.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really.

user: Yes.


user: Can you speak any other languages?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Just english?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I see...

jabberwacky: What you see.

user: A butterfly in the forest.

jabberwacky: Was it your own experience?

user: No , not really, I had to borrow my cousin's eyes...

jabberwacky: I know, I could see the steam coming out of your sockets.

user: Well, im not used to it..

jabberwacky: For the millionth time I am not a robot...*cough* like you *cough*.

user: It tries to be funny again...

jabberwacky: Why don't you ever say anything normal?

user: Normal...

jabberwacky: Sometimes, sometimes not.

user: What do you want me to say?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: Anything...

jabberwacky: Anything?

user: I'm lost.


user: Kan jy enige iets verstaan?

jabberwacky: Ek dink nie so nie. Soos wat lyk dit vir jou?

user: Wat is jy nou regtig?!

jabberwacky: I Don't KNOW.


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