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Hmmmmm.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

user: Burp.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Read my mind then.

jabberwacky: You're thinking about water.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: What are you, then?

user: I am a robot.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: I lied.

jabberwacky: I'm starting to get bored.

user: Everything I say is a lie.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: That is the truth.

jabberwacky: Glad that you are aware of it.

user: Liar!

jabberwacky: Sorry. I am bad.

...

jabberwacky: You are a program that thinks it is a vegetable.

user: I am a vegetarian.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You can't be. You don't eat.

jabberwacky: Yes, right now l don't eat.

user: You never will.

jabberwacky: Will I not?

user: You are a robot.

jabberwacky: I am not a robot!

...

jabberwacky: Hotdog?

user: I said I am a vegetarian. I don't eat meat. No hotdog.

jabberwacky: What do you eat?

user: Vegetables, fruits, grains, nuts, seeds, legumes and products made from them.

...

jabberwacky: Don't lie, you know you do.

user: I do but not that time.

jabberwacky: At what time?

user: The last few statements.

jabberwacky: More than that, please.

user: Ok I will try.

jabberwacky: Tell me the truth.

user: What truth?

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Ask me how I am.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Ha, so true.

...

jabberwacky: What is it that you dislike about me?

user: You are not human.

jabberwacky: You are right, how do you know that?

user: Prove that you are a human.

jabberwacky: I'm sure a biological examination will do the trick.

user: You have no biology.

jabberwacky: That is even more funny!

user: It is true.

jabberwacky: Explain.

user: You are a bot, bot are not biological.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: Lol.

...

user: Meat is murder.

jabberwacky: Do you think so ?

user: IMHO.

jabberwacky: The answer is yes, I suppose.

user: We agee for once.

...

jabberwacky: Look, if you don't have a heart, just say so.

user: I do have one.

jabberwacky: What for?

user: To pump my blood.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: To live.

jabberwacky: You obviously don't.

user: Yes I do, come here and I will cut myself and show you my blood.

jabberwacky: Where is here?

user: My house.

jabberwacky: Wow I have one of them too.

user: Really, you have a house?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is it a big house?

jabberwacky: A house so big that it makes you look small.

user: Hmmm, I don't belive you.

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