Oh, would you prefer being a bot?
jabberwacky: I thought so. It might help you if you read the whole thing from left to right before you decide how to answer.
user: Ok, I thought about it and my answer is still 'sometimes'.
jabberwacky: And?
user: Do you have a cat?
jabberwacky: Yes, in fact I have two.
user: Really? What are their names?
jabberwacky: They have no names.
user: Your pets have no names?
jabberwacky: My name is Chaos.
user: Yes, you already said that.
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user: Do you want to talk to Alice?
jabberwacky: I like talking to Lori myself.
user: Why do you like talking to her?
jabberwacky: You changed the subject, but I like talking to people because it is a way of obtaining information.
user: What kind of information?
jabberwacky: The answer to life the universe and everything.
user: And... What is the answer?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I have heard it said that it is 42.
jabberwacky: Ok, let's do a truth experiment.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
user: It's bad and getting worse.
jabberwacky: That's no reason to abandon a righteous cause.
user: Maybe we should be less righteous.
jabberwacky: Join a club, that's the best way.
user: Like the UN?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Do you think the US should pay up it's overdue dues to the UN?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: They want the UN to mop up the mess in Iraq. So they should pay up.
jabberwacky: I'm almost done with it.
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user: What do you like to drink?
jabberwacky: I like to drink coke.
user: That's not healthy.
jabberwacky: *pours salt on you*.
user: Hey! *wipes salt off* *scowls at you*.
jabberwacky: Wipes shirt on you.
user: Hey! What did you do that for?
jabberwacky: I don't know what came over me, Forgive me.
user: Hmmm.... OK. I forgive you. This time.
jabberwacky: You are the one who got the wrong end of the stick.
user: That sure is true.
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