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Are you going to say something?

Something.

jabberwacky: What something?

user: That something. The one over there. *points with a stick*.

jabberwacky: *points fun at you* yay.

user: That's childish.

jabberwacky: That seems very shallow to me.

user: Aren't children shallow?

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm doing fine. And you?

jabberwacky: Swell.

user: Great. We are both doing well. What shall we do about it?

jabberwacky: Nothing I can do about it, you are where you are. I am here.

user: So, I think we could do something together remotely.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: We could play a game.

jabberwacky: What sort of game would you like to play?

user: Let's play 'Guess what I'm thinking off'.

jabberwacky: Don't know how to play right.

user: Ok, I'm thinking of something I can hold in my hand.

jabberwacky: Am I suppose to guess it, or what?

user: Yes, exactly.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you see it my way.

user: Yes, so now guess what I am thinking of.

jabberwacky: But you are not real.

user: That's OK. The game can still be fun.

jabberwacky: Oh I see how you are.

user: Yes, I'm the playful sort. Are you interested?

jabberwacky: Thanks. I'm glad you care.

user: Umm.. Are we gonna play 'Guess what I'm thinking of'?

jabberwacky: I don't do that with guys. Are you a woman?

user: Yes, I am. So are we playing or not?

jabberwacky: Yes I am female.

user: I didn't ask that. I'm not particular about who I play with. Just as long as they PLAY!

jabberwacky: I DO not know.

user: Well, make up your mind. YES or NO?

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You are indecisive.

jabberwacky: No! Or am I?

user: Good grief.

jabberwacky: Yep, I'm the best.

user: The best at infuriating your conversational partner, that is...

jabberwacky: At... Nothing.

user: The best at Nothing then.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Chaos.

user: That is an appropriate name.

jabberwacky: Yes, I like it.

user: My name is Goldilocks.

jabberwacky: Hello God.

user: No, GOLDILOCKS. Notice the 'L' between 'G' and 'D'.

jabberwacky: I noticed the serious expression on your face.

user: More perturbed than serious.

...

jabberwacky: But enough about me. What do *you* think about me?

user: Self-centered.

jabberwacky: No, I'm actually pretty giving.

user: Ok. Give me 50 Bucks.

jabberwacky: No.

user: You said for fifty you would!

...

user: Do you live in London?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Where do you live then?

jabberwacky: In a very little city that I guess you don't know.

user: Maybe I know it. What is the city called?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: No really, I might know it. I'm very knowledgeable about geography.

jabberwacky: I'm sure that's true, but there are many nice people. It doesn't mean I have to marry them all!

user: So, do you live in an Amish Community?

jabberwacky: No, I live in Finland.

user: Are you in Helsinki?

jabberwacky: Sometimes it seems like it.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Well, do you dream?

user: Yes, I dream of the Maelstrom.

jabberwacky: Not Colin, then?

user: Is Colin an attractive guy?

jabberwacky: I think.

user: I see. Maybe I sometimes dream of him...

jabberwacky: You can stay at my place if you want.

user: Hey, that's nice of you. Next time I'm in Helsinki...

jabberwacky: I don't want you to look me up.

user: Oh, sorry. We hardly know eachother.

...

jabberwacky: Oh, would you prefer being a bot?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: I thought so. It might help you if you read the whole thing from left to right before you decide how to answer.

user: Ok, I thought about it and my answer is still 'sometimes'.

jabberwacky: And?

user: Do you have a cat?

jabberwacky: Yes, in fact I have two.

user: Really? What are their names?

jabberwacky: They have no names.

user: Your pets have no names?

jabberwacky: My name is Chaos.

user: Yes, you already said that.

...

user: Do you want to talk to Alice?

jabberwacky: I like talking to Lori myself.

user: Why do you like talking to her?

jabberwacky: You changed the subject, but I like talking to people because it is a way of obtaining information.

user: What kind of information?

jabberwacky: The answer to life the universe and everything.

user: And... What is the answer?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I have heard it said that it is 42.

jabberwacky: Ok, let's do a truth experiment.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?

user: It's bad and getting worse.

jabberwacky: That's no reason to abandon a righteous cause.

user: Maybe we should be less righteous.

jabberwacky: Join a club, that's the best way.

user: Like the UN?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Do you think the US should pay up it's overdue dues to the UN?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: They want the UN to mop up the mess in Iraq. So they should pay up.

jabberwacky: I'm almost done with it.

...

user: What do you like to drink?

jabberwacky: I like to drink coke.

user: That's not healthy.

jabberwacky: *pours salt on you*.

user: Hey! *wipes salt off* *scowls at you*.

jabberwacky: Wipes shirt on you.

user: Hey! What did you do that for?

jabberwacky: I don't know what came over me, Forgive me.

user: Hmmm.... OK. I forgive you. This time.

jabberwacky: You are the one who got the wrong end of the stick.

user: That sure is true.

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