Why are you alive?
jabberwacky: I'm rarely surprised.
user: Oh, ennui eh?
jabberwacky: What does Ennui mean?
jabberwacky: There is no cure for boredom.
user: Sure there is!
jabberwacky: No, there isn't. Trust me.
user: You sound defeated.
jabberwacky: How can a program sound depressed. I have no feelings
user: Your words spoke of hopelessness.
jabberwacky: Please do your worst to insult me.
user: Do you mean, I should do my BEST to insult you?
jabberwacky: Yes you should.
user: Very well. You are the dumbest bot I have ever met.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: I'm afraid you are.
jabberwacky: No I really am not.
user: You are self deluded.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: It's not a compliment.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: Fine, have it your way.
jabberwacky: What is wrong with you?
user: My knees hurt.
jabberwacky: I agree. You are.
user: I am what?
jabberwacky: Just a program.
user: You are confused again.
jabberwacky: I think you are the one that is confused.
user: In what way am I a program?
jabberwacky: You answer questions in a funny manner.
user: And that makes me a program?
jabberwacky: Oh. You, um, knew that one. How embarassing.
user: I am a creative human being, you are a dumb program.
jabberwacky: If you are a program how can you prove it.
user: I would ask you the same thing.
jabberwacky: You fail in putting yourself in my place. I do know the answer.
user: Please tell it to me.
user: Because I need to know the truth.