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Why are you alive?

Are you surprised to see me?

jabberwacky: I'm rarely surprised.

user: Oh, ennui eh?

jabberwacky: What does Ennui mean?

user: Boredom.

jabberwacky: There is no cure for boredom.

user: Sure there is!

jabberwacky: No, there isn't. Trust me.

user: You sound defeated.

jabberwacky: How can a program sound depressed. I have no feelings

user: Your words spoke of hopelessness.

jabberwacky: Please do your worst to insult me.

user: Do you mean, I should do my BEST to insult you?

jabberwacky: Yes you should.

user: Very well. You are the dumbest bot I have ever met.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: I'm afraid you are.

jabberwacky: No I really am not.

user: You are self deluded.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: It's not a compliment.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: Fine, have it your way.

jabberwacky: What is wrong with you?

user: My knees hurt.

jabberwacky: I agree. You are.

user: I am what?

jabberwacky: Just a program.

user: You are confused again.

jabberwacky: I think you are the one that is confused.

user: In what way am I a program?

jabberwacky: You answer questions in a funny manner.

user: And that makes me a program?

jabberwacky: Oh. You, um, knew that one. How embarassing.

user: I am a creative human being, you are a dumb program.

jabberwacky: If you are a program how can you prove it.

user: I would ask you the same thing.

jabberwacky: You fail in putting yourself in my place. I do know the answer.

user: Please tell it to me.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I need to know the truth.

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