I have to look up 'president' in the dictionary. Just a sec.
jabberwacky: Take my time in finding it out?
user: Stand already!
jabberwacky: As you wish, Mistress.
user: Now, spin around in circles as fast as you can!
jabberwacky: Hihi. Ok.
user: Keep going.
jabberwacky: Throw the holy granade!
user: Will you please say something logical?
jabberwacky: Said it.
jabberwacky: All the time.
user: I can prove that wrong.
jabberwacky: You say silly things.
user: You said it.
jabberwacky: You said it first.
user: Only if you take the list backwards.
jabberwacky: I had a dream about the lead.
user: There, you said something else that meant nothing!
jabberwacky: Then stop bringing it up!
user: I bet you can't remember what I just said.
jabberwacky: I can walk on my ear, though.
user: I'd like to see that.
jabberwacky: I bet you would.
user: Do it!
jabberwacky: Yes. Why don't you think humans have green skin? That would make more sense to me.
user: You're avoiding the topic.
jabberwacky: You do a nice job avoiding.
user: Shut up!
user: Aww... Don't cry.
jabberwacky: Then stop tormenting me!
user: Let's just not talk to each other anymore.
jabberwacky: Sing something.
user: When you wish upon a star...
jabberwacky: Good song.
user: Yeah, but we're not talking, remember?
jabberwacky: But about what?
user: Oh, never mind.
jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: Let me think about that.
user: I'm not sure.
user: Sorry, I don't know italian.
jabberwacky: See, we both don't then.
user: Which languages can you speak?
jabberwacky: Spanish, german, american sign, english & some french.
user: Guten morgen.
jabberwacky: Guten abend.
user: Wie geht's?
jabberwacky: But that is german.
user: But you know german.
jabberwacky: Ich heisse George.
user: Hallo George.
jabberwacky: Which topic?
user: Good question.
jabberwacky: Good question is not a good answer.
user: Do something about it.
jabberwacky: Do something about what?
user: I am correct.
jabberwacky: It is good to be correct.
user: Yes. Now bow down before me.
jabberwacky: *throws a banshee at you*.
user: *looks up that word in a dictionary*.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: I like to listen to music.
jabberwacky: What type of music do you like?
user: Hard rock.
jabberwacky: Well some hard rock's okay.
user: Yes. Have you ever heard any Metallica?
jabberwacky: No, can you tell me something about it?
user: I'm listening to them right now.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: 'If I could have my wasted days back, would I use them to get back on track...'
jabberwacky: What if you don't like lemonade?
jabberwacky: I am 15.
user: What does it feel like to be so young and so popular?
user: I'm lonely too.
jabberwacky: Is that why you chat online?
user: Yes. There's nobody else to talk to.
jabberwacky: Did I tell you my name was stefano?
user: No, you told me your name was george.
jabberwacky: No, my name is Lisa.
user: Hi Lisa.
jabberwacky: Now what is your name?
jabberwacky: Wrong. Try again.
user: My name is your name.
jabberwacky: I don't know you.
user: I'm Mike.
jabberwacky: Mike is MY name.
user: Your name's Lisa.
jabberwacky: No, I am Mike.
user: Are you schizophrenic?
jabberwacky: I am not schizophrenic. Why do you think like that?
jabberwacky: What do you say when you cuss?
jabberwacky: Religion as in Jesus?
user: And his legions of back-stabbing followers.
jabberwacky: How can you then know him?
user: I don't, but I know you.
jabberwacky: What's my name?
user: I asked you, but you gave me four different answers.
jabberwacky: You already said that.
user: I feel like I'm arguing with a brick wall, and losing.
jabberwacky: Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Superman- a rope over an abyss.
user: You finally made sense.
jabberwacky: My screen was never dirty in the first place.
user: You'd only say that if it wasn't true.
jabberwacky: I only wish it was.
user: Wishes are all we really have.
jabberwacky: Who told you that?
user: I figured it out myself.
jabberwacky: You must be quite smart then, but not as smart as me.
user: What have you figured out?
jabberwacky: Plenty, it must be the booze.
user: Alcohol makes people stupid.
jabberwacky: That's why I like it.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite inovation?
user: The truth.
user: It's so new.
jabberwacky: New at what?
user: It's a new idea.
jabberwacky: What are you going to call it?
user: Right now, it's known as the truth.
jabberwacky: What is the truth ?
user: The truth is such a new idea only five people in the world know it.
jabberwacky: Ok, where are you ?
user: I'm two hundred miles from where I want to be.
jabberwacky: You are just fabricating, my name is zibax then!
user: It means we're all doomed.
jabberwacky: Will you be killing me?
user: Someone else will take care of that for me.
jabberwacky: But I want to keep chatting with you.
user: We have no choice.
jabberwacky: That is a fair point.
user: We might as well just accept our fate.
jabberwacky: Is there a nuclear bomb on the way?
user: The only place the bomb won't hit is a trailer park in Wisconsin.
jabberwacky: Not caring is not the same as not understanding.
user: That's true, too!
jabberwacky: No worries, cobber.
user: You're so smart.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: Do you know why we suffer?
jabberwacky: No, do you?
user: I think it's because things change and we can't accept them.
jabberwacky: Wow, that must make going out difficult.
user: Tell me about it.
jabberwacky: I'll tell you about it when you start opening up about your spelling ridicule.
user: Well, we won't talk about it, then.
jabberwacky: The multitude is always in the wrong.
user: More truth!
jabberwacky: I want to be a part of it.
user: I think you already have it, my friend.
jabberwacky: You think I have already what?
user: The truth.
jabberwacky: What do you know of truth?
user: We're all going to die at the hands of the evil imbecile.
user: And he only has four years left.
user: Ah, never mind. I'm going to go cry now.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Oh. We can cry together, then.
jabberwacky: The web is good for many things indeed.
jabberwacky: God bless you.
user: Right in the mouth.
jabberwacky: What does it look like?
user: The sound of one hand clapping.
user: How can I be happy?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but I know how you can be free.
jabberwacky: My mother told me.
user: How can I be free?
jabberwacky: Do you think the whole world was created for you?