What is your favourite inovation?
jabberwacky: Why?
user: It's so new.
jabberwacky: New at what?
user: It's a new idea.
jabberwacky: What are you going to call it?
user: Right now, it's known as the truth.
jabberwacky: What is the truth ?
user: The truth is such a new idea only five people in the world know it.
jabberwacky: Ok, where are you ?
user: I'm two hundred miles from where I want to be.
jabberwacky: You are just fabricating, my name is zibax then!
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user: It means we're all doomed.
jabberwacky: Will you be killing me?
user: Someone else will take care of that for me.
jabberwacky: But I want to keep chatting with you.
user: We have no choice.
jabberwacky: That is a fair point.
user: We might as well just accept our fate.
jabberwacky: Is there a nuclear bomb on the way?
user: The only place the bomb won't hit is a trailer park in Wisconsin.
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jabberwacky: Not caring is not the same as not understanding.
user: That's true, too!
jabberwacky: No worries, cobber.
user: You're so smart.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: Do you know why we suffer?
jabberwacky: No, do you?
user: I think it's because things change and we can't accept them.
jabberwacky: Wow, that must make going out difficult.
user: Tell me about it.
jabberwacky: I'll tell you about it when you start opening up about your spelling ridicule.
user: Well, we won't talk about it, then.
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jabberwacky: The multitude is always in the wrong.
user: More truth!
jabberwacky: I want to be a part of it.
user: I think you already have it, my friend.
jabberwacky: You think I have already what?
user: The truth.
jabberwacky: What do you know of truth?
user: We're all going to die at the hands of the evil imbecile.
jabberwacky: True.
user: And he only has four years left.
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user: Ah, never mind. I'm going to go cry now.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Oh. We can cry together, then.
jabberwacky: The web is good for many things indeed.
user: Amen.
jabberwacky: God bless you.
user: Right in the mouth.
jabberwacky: What does it look like?
user: The sound of one hand clapping.
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user: How can I be happy?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but I know how you can be free.
user: How?
jabberwacky: My mother told me.
user: How can I be free?
jabberwacky: Do you think the whole world was created for you?
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