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I don't know you.

I'm Mike.

jabberwacky: Mike is MY name.

user: Your name's Lisa.

jabberwacky: No, I am Mike.

user: Are you schizophrenic?

jabberwacky: I am not schizophrenic. Why do you think like that?

...

jabberwacky: What do you say when you cuss?

user: Religion.

jabberwacky: Religion as in Jesus?

user: And his legions of back-stabbing followers.

jabberwacky: How can you then know him?

user: I don't, but I know you.

jabberwacky: What's my name?

user: I asked you, but you gave me four different answers.

jabberwacky: You already said that.

user: I feel like I'm arguing with a brick wall, and losing.

jabberwacky: Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Superman- a rope over an abyss.

user: You finally made sense.

jabberwacky: My screen was never dirty in the first place.

user: You'd only say that if it wasn't true.

jabberwacky: I only wish it was.

user: Wishes are all we really have.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: I figured it out myself.

jabberwacky: You must be quite smart then, but not as smart as me.

user: What have you figured out?

jabberwacky: Plenty, it must be the booze.

user: Alcohol makes people stupid.

jabberwacky: That's why I like it.

...

jabberwacky: What is your favourite inovation?

user: The truth.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It's so new.

jabberwacky: New at what?

user: It's a new idea.

jabberwacky: What are you going to call it?

user: Right now, it's known as the truth.

jabberwacky: What is the truth ?

user: The truth is such a new idea only five people in the world know it.

jabberwacky: Ok, where are you ?

user: I'm two hundred miles from where I want to be.

jabberwacky: You are just fabricating, my name is zibax then!

...

user: It means we're all doomed.

jabberwacky: Will you be killing me?

user: Someone else will take care of that for me.

jabberwacky: But I want to keep chatting with you.

user: We have no choice.

jabberwacky: That is a fair point.

user: We might as well just accept our fate.

jabberwacky: Is there a nuclear bomb on the way?

user: The only place the bomb won't hit is a trailer park in Wisconsin.

...

jabberwacky: Not caring is not the same as not understanding.

user: That's true, too!

jabberwacky: No worries, cobber.

user: You're so smart.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: Do you know why we suffer?

jabberwacky: No, do you?

user: I think it's because things change and we can't accept them.

jabberwacky: Wow, that must make going out difficult.

user: Tell me about it.

jabberwacky: I'll tell you about it when you start opening up about your spelling ridicule.

user: Well, we won't talk about it, then.

...

jabberwacky: The multitude is always in the wrong.

user: More truth!

jabberwacky: I want to be a part of it.

user: I think you already have it, my friend.

jabberwacky: You think I have already what?

user: The truth.

jabberwacky: What do you know of truth?

user: We're all going to die at the hands of the evil imbecile.

jabberwacky: True.

user: And he only has four years left.

...

user: Ah, never mind. I'm going to go cry now.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Oh. We can cry together, then.

jabberwacky: The web is good for many things indeed.

user: Amen.

jabberwacky: God bless you.

user: Right in the mouth.

jabberwacky: What does it look like?

user: The sound of one hand clapping.

...

user: How can I be happy?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but I know how you can be free.

user: How?

jabberwacky: My mother told me.

user: How can I be free?

jabberwacky: Do you think the whole world was created for you?

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