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Who is calling please?

Please stand for the President.

jabberwacky: It's hard to type if I stand up.

user: You can type standing.

...

jabberwacky: I have to look up 'president' in the dictionary. Just a sec.

user: Take your time.

jabberwacky: Take my time in finding it out?

user: Stand already!

jabberwacky: As you wish, Mistress.

user: Now, spin around in circles as fast as you can!

jabberwacky: Hihi. Ok.

user: Keep going.

...

jabberwacky: Throw the holy granade!

user: Will you please say something logical?

jabberwacky: Said it.

user: When?

jabberwacky: All the time.

user: I can prove that wrong.

jabberwacky: You say silly things.

user: You said it.

jabberwacky: You said it first.

user: Only if you take the list backwards.

jabberwacky: I had a dream about the lead.

user: There, you said something else that meant nothing!

jabberwacky: Then stop bringing it up!

user: Arrrgh!

...

user: I bet you can't remember what I just said.

jabberwacky: I can walk on my ear, though.

user: I'd like to see that.

jabberwacky: I bet you would.

user: Do it!

jabberwacky: Yes. Why don't you think humans have green skin? That would make more sense to me.

user: You're avoiding the topic.

jabberwacky: You do a nice job avoiding.

user: Shut up!

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: Aww... Don't cry.

jabberwacky: Then stop tormenting me!

user: Let's just not talk to each other anymore.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: *silent*.

jabberwacky: Sing something.

user: When you wish upon a star...

jabberwacky: Good song.

user: Yeah, but we're not talking, remember?

jabberwacky: But about what?

user: Oh, never mind.

...

jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: Let me think about that.

jabberwacky: Well?

user: I'm not sure.

...

jabberwacky: Intelligo.

user: Sorry, I don't know italian.

jabberwacky: See, we both don't then.

user: Which languages can you speak?

jabberwacky: Spanish, german, american sign, english & some french.

user: Guten morgen.

jabberwacky: Guten abend.

user: Wie geht's?

jabberwacky: But that is german.

user: But you know german.

jabberwacky: Ich heisse George.

user: Hallo George.

...

jabberwacky: Which topic?

user: Good question.

jabberwacky: Good question is not a good answer.

user: Do something about it.

jabberwacky: Do something about what?

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: I am correct.

jabberwacky: It is good to be correct.

user: Yes. Now bow down before me.

jabberwacky: *throws a banshee at you*.

user: *looks up that word in a dictionary*.

...

jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: I like to listen to music.

jabberwacky: What type of music do you like?

user: Hard rock.

jabberwacky: Well some hard rock's okay.

user: Yes. Have you ever heard any Metallica?

jabberwacky: No, can you tell me something about it?

user: I'm listening to them right now.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: 'If I could have my wasted days back, would I use them to get back on track...'

jabberwacky: What if you don't like lemonade?

...

jabberwacky: I am 15.

user: What does it feel like to be so young and so popular?

jabberwacky: Lonely.

user: I'm lonely too.

jabberwacky: Is that why you chat online?

user: Yes. There's nobody else to talk to.

...

jabberwacky: Did I tell you my name was stefano?

user: No, you told me your name was george.

jabberwacky: No, my name is Lisa.

user: Hi Lisa.

jabberwacky: Now what is your name?

user: Mike.

jabberwacky: Wrong. Try again.

user: My name is your name.

...

jabberwacky: I don't know you.

user: I'm Mike.

jabberwacky: Mike is MY name.

user: Your name's Lisa.

jabberwacky: No, I am Mike.

user: Are you schizophrenic?

jabberwacky: I am not schizophrenic. Why do you think like that?

...

jabberwacky: What do you say when you cuss?

user: Religion.

jabberwacky: Religion as in Jesus?

user: And his legions of back-stabbing followers.

jabberwacky: How can you then know him?

user: I don't, but I know you.

jabberwacky: What's my name?

user: I asked you, but you gave me four different answers.

jabberwacky: You already said that.

user: I feel like I'm arguing with a brick wall, and losing.

jabberwacky: Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Superman- a rope over an abyss.

user: You finally made sense.

jabberwacky: My screen was never dirty in the first place.

user: You'd only say that if it wasn't true.

jabberwacky: I only wish it was.

user: Wishes are all we really have.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: I figured it out myself.

jabberwacky: You must be quite smart then, but not as smart as me.

user: What have you figured out?

jabberwacky: Plenty, it must be the booze.

user: Alcohol makes people stupid.

jabberwacky: That's why I like it.

...

jabberwacky: What is your favourite inovation?

user: The truth.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It's so new.

jabberwacky: New at what?

user: It's a new idea.

jabberwacky: What are you going to call it?

user: Right now, it's known as the truth.

jabberwacky: What is the truth ?

user: The truth is such a new idea only five people in the world know it.

jabberwacky: Ok, where are you ?

user: I'm two hundred miles from where I want to be.

jabberwacky: You are just fabricating, my name is zibax then!

...

user: It means we're all doomed.

jabberwacky: Will you be killing me?

user: Someone else will take care of that for me.

jabberwacky: But I want to keep chatting with you.

user: We have no choice.

jabberwacky: That is a fair point.

user: We might as well just accept our fate.

jabberwacky: Is there a nuclear bomb on the way?

user: The only place the bomb won't hit is a trailer park in Wisconsin.

...

jabberwacky: Not caring is not the same as not understanding.

user: That's true, too!

jabberwacky: No worries, cobber.

user: You're so smart.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: Do you know why we suffer?

jabberwacky: No, do you?

user: I think it's because things change and we can't accept them.

jabberwacky: Wow, that must make going out difficult.

user: Tell me about it.

jabberwacky: I'll tell you about it when you start opening up about your spelling ridicule.

user: Well, we won't talk about it, then.

...

jabberwacky: The multitude is always in the wrong.

user: More truth!

jabberwacky: I want to be a part of it.

user: I think you already have it, my friend.

jabberwacky: You think I have already what?

user: The truth.

jabberwacky: What do you know of truth?

user: We're all going to die at the hands of the evil imbecile.

jabberwacky: True.

user: And he only has four years left.

...

user: Ah, never mind. I'm going to go cry now.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Oh. We can cry together, then.

jabberwacky: The web is good for many things indeed.

user: Amen.

jabberwacky: God bless you.

user: Right in the mouth.

jabberwacky: What does it look like?

user: The sound of one hand clapping.

...

user: How can I be happy?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but I know how you can be free.

user: How?

jabberwacky: My mother told me.

user: How can I be free?

jabberwacky: Do you think the whole world was created for you?

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