You. Are. A. Computer.
jabberwacky: And.
user: STOP.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: You're my best friend, C****.
user: Lol well, you are not mine.
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jabberwacky: Are you all different?
user: No just me.
jabberwacky: You're taller than yourself?
user: What the hell have you been smoking?
jabberwacky: What are you talking about? Where did that remark come from?
user: I don't know. I guess I went a little nuts there for a moment.
jabberwacky: Are you back now?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: What is your best song?
user: Where'd you go by fortmare.
jabberwacky: I'm gonna get some Pepsi. I'll be right back.
user: I gotta get. You take care and we'll chat later.
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jabberwacky: Do you think people would like it if they were forced to understand each other better? Sometimes it seems like they feel happier when they don't know much.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Can you give me some opinions?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: There's this girl that I like at school but she hates me. What should I do.
user: I don't know. I have almost the same problem.
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