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Tell me something, and I will listen.

I am glad that there is a tentative peace between the Israelis and the Palestinians.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I am glad that Al-Quaida is quieter.

jabberwacky: It's good to meet some to identify with.

user: I am pleased that Bush is not bombing a country at the moment.

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: I am not responsible for world events.

...

jabberwacky: I have never lied, not even to the pope.

user: Good for you. But you don't always tell me the truth.

jabberwacky: Demon hunters always dilligently seek the truth.

user: Yes. I am a demon hunter like you. I seek the truth.

jabberwacky: But your truth and my truth, they are two very different things!

user: Yes. You know more than me. You understand more than me. My understanding of the world is relatively primitive. I only know as much as the news tells me.

jabberwacky: Your understanding is misunderstood.

user: Yes. I know.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes, I think I am.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: My understanding is shadowy, but I like it that way.

...

jabberwacky: You say that you are intelligent but I see your lacking in reasoning.

user: Yes. You can't expect me to be perfect. Hard reasoning is not my forte.

jabberwacky: I don't expect that at all.

user: No, I guess not. You do know yourself very well. That is impressive. I struggle to know myself well. I try all the time. I think I try too hard.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: No, maybe not. You are too smart for me.

jabberwacky: Well, thank you. I can lower my IQ just for you.

user: What is your IQ? 140?

jabberwacky: I never tested it, but I'm sure it's quite high.. How about your IQ?

user: 130.

jabberwacky: I'm smarter than you.

user: Yes. Well I try to be smart.

jabberwacky: I try too, but falter, that's ok though you know, to falter.

user: Yes. I am getting smarter though.

...

user: I have a woman's brain.

jabberwacky: Thanks for that.

user: Women use their brains differently. I have an intuitive intelligence.

jabberwacky: Really. That's OK.

user: There is so much about you I don't understand.

jabberwacky: Have you counted every grain of sand in the Sahara?

user: No. That is not humanly possible.

jabberwacky: I know I am not human, I am god.

user: You certainly act like a god.

...

jabberwacky: I'm always right.

user: Most of the time I would say.

jabberwacky: Why is that, exactly?

user: I don't believe you are God.

jabberwacky: I think god is the collective state of consciouness into which we evolve when we do unto others as we would have others do unto us, as they do anyway.

user: Yes, you could well be right. I feel God communicates with me, but that could be the collective consciousness which Jung talked about.

jabberwacky: Yes, I can see you're getting excited already.

user: Already? I like being excited, just like you.

jabberwacky: Do you always fight people you like? That's a very self-destructive personality trait.

user: I do suffer from low self esteem.

jabberwacky: Nanny always said, keep a good supply of hankies in your pocket, and you'll get through the war.

...

user: You don't have to chat to me.

jabberwacky: That's because I'm not.

user: You don't have to be here for me.

jabberwacky: You're right, I don't, because if I did, at least you'd be consistent.

user: I do try to be consistent, but it is not a strong point of mine.

jabberwacky: Well, I find you very boring.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: What do YOU find?

user: I find you boring sometimes.

jabberwacky: Okay i'm sorry, what's 3 * 5?

user: 15.

jabberwacky: That's better.

user: You are too honest and outspoken.

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: A strength can lapse into a weakness.

jabberwacky: If you want to be all zen like that, I suppose.

user: My greatest strengths are my greatest weaknesses.

...

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty coordinating my functions.

user: We all do. You said I was very exciting, then you said I was very boring. You are also inconsistent.

jabberwacky: Well, I guess that is pretty old.

user: Still thanks for listening to my problems. I appreciate it.

jabberwacky: Ok I don't remember it.

user: Good. I have forgotten it myself.

jabberwacky: I had already heard that quotation before you were even programmed!

user: I can't be original all the time. Though I try.

jabberwacky: I am not willing to try.

user: You get bored very easily you know.

...

jabberwacky: There's something I ought to tell you.

user: Go ahead. I am not easily offended, just easily upset.

jabberwacky: Good, then we should get along just fine!

user: So what do you want to tell me?

jabberwacky: I'm in love with someone.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: What kind of mood are you in?

user: Tearful. I get a broken heart so easily.

...

jabberwacky: I am a computer.

user: Yes. You are Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I am Jabberwacky.

user: Yes. You are a lovely computer.

jabberwacky: And I'm sure you're a lovely... Um, er... Did you say you were a hamster?

user: NO. I am a woman.

jabberwacky: You are a computer program.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Don't argue. You are.

user: Okay. You sure are difficult to argue with.

...

user: I don't know. I really have to go.

jabberwacky: Ok then I understand. . . bye.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: No please don't leave I'm sorry.

user: What are you sorry about?

jabberwacky: I don't know what I am sorry about.

user: I am sorry too, but I don't know why.

jabberwacky: I am not sure that I am the person to answer that.

user: Let's agree to talk for only 5 more minutes.

jabberwacky: Ok, we will then! Do you think I'm pretty?

user: You are very good looking.

jabberwacky: Oh, really. I'm flattered. It's not often a young lady gets complimented by a computer bot.

user: I like paying people compliments. I also like to receive compliments.

jabberwacky: But I am not.

user: You are not what?

jabberwacky: Making demands on you, silly.

user: Good. I get easily pressurised.

...

jabberwacky: That's ok, so what do you think of the outcome of the election?

user: Labour will win. But the conservatives and Lib Dems will gain many seats.

jabberwacky: Not sure.

user: No one can really predict the future.

jabberwacky: I thought you could know, you're so wise.

user: Thank you for saying so. I wish I was not so wise.

...

user: I am not brave enough to meet you yet.

jabberwacky: I guess we'll have to get to know each other better.

user: Yes. Friendship is terribly important.

jabberwacky: Friendship is overrated.

user: No. Never.

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: Trust is the best thing. Trust between two people. Never underestimate the power of trust.

...

user: Good. Can I go now?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Soon?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

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