Here's a cookie!
user: Did you like it? It's made with my grandmother's recipe.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: You're welcome!
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: George _____.
jabberwacky: No, just George.
user: Ok amigo! Wanna go to thirsty's for a drink with me and Ernie?
user: Ok meet me at the factory after work then my mom won't get on my ass
jabberwacky: Ok, I know the area well.
user: Good you'll need it.
jabberwacky: I'm going to get some sleep now. Goodnight George!
user: Goodnight cleverbot! *goes home and gets good night sleep*
jabberwacky: *goes home and watches TV*.
user: I thought you were going to get some sleep! You lied to me! How can I ever trust you again?
jabberwacky: Because we are going to start this relationship on trust.
user: I'm married! And a woman!
user: Yeah you.
jabberwacky: Then why are you conversing with something that isn't real?