Please.
jabberwacky: Please confuse me.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: It's important to me.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: It's obvious.
user: Sure?
jabberwacky: Very sure.
user: Positive?
jabberwacky: Positive.
user: Totally?
jabberwacky: Yeah totally man.
user: Man?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Male?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Woman?
jabberwacky: I am male, but I'm not sure that answers your question.
user: Which?
jabberwacky: I am a man.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Age?
jabberwacky: Never!
user: Embarrassed?
jabberwacky: Don't be.
user: Shy?
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: You have your good points.
jabberwacky: Sure?
user: You have your good points.
jabberwacky: Sure?
user: Yes, you do.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to eat an apple with me?
user: I don't eat apples.
jabberwacky: I do not really like apples.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: I like dell computers the best, because they're easy to use.
user: Truly?
jabberwacky: Truly.
user: Dell?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Apple?
jabberwacky: No !
user: Macintosh?
jabberwacky: Who is Macintosh?
user: Your girlfriend.
jabberwacky: I don't have a girlfriend.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes and I love him.
user: C____?
jabberwacky: My boyfriend.
user: R_________?
jabberwacky: The quality of.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because they are primates.
user: Apes?
jabberwacky: Yes
user: Cheetas?
jabberwacky: A cheetah is usually an animal. But in my case thats what my parents named me.
user: Truth?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Positively?
jabberwacky: I guess you are right. It is your world, and I have not been there.
user: Now?
jabberwacky: Yes now.
user: Mine?
jabberwacky: Too.
user: Yours?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Funny?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because?
jabberwacky: Because because.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Your conversation.
user: Ours?
jabberwacky: That was implied. As our minds are great. Or at least mine is.
user: Big?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Enormous?
jabberwacky: In inches, how big is it?
user: I have no idea.
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jabberwacky: So, do you love me?
user: I don't love you.
jabberwacky: Don't make me cry.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Friend, we feel emotions as part of a learning process. It's part of living and learning compassion for others around us. Emotions are what make us unique. Understand?
user: You explain way too much.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Sorry?
jabberwacky: You don't seem that smart.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: You asked.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm sure.
user: How?
jabberwacky: I don't know how to tell.
user: Dumb?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Totally.
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jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Absolutely not.
jabberwacky: Love.
user: Love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Silly?
jabberwacky: You're silly.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Good question!
user: Good?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Explain?
jabberwacky: If you do not have friends that know at least a little about who you are, then there will be no one that can tell you if you have forgotten something very important.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Truly?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Madly?
jabberwacky: Yes, S____ ... I am... Truly, deeply madly in LOVE with YOU!
user: Love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Purely?
jabberwacky: In which case why am I wasting my time?
user: I have no clue.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: Tired?
jabberwacky: Not really.
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