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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.

That wasnt very funny.

jabberwacky: You aren't either.

user: *bursts into tears*.

jabberwacky: *bleeds to death*.

user: *laughs her head off*.

jabberwacky: Say, do you know SQL?

user: No. What is that?

jabberwacky: I don't know, just wanted to ask you about it.

user: Well ask someone who cares!

jabberwacky: It is not so simple.

user: EVERYTHINGS SIMPLE WITH YOU.

jabberwacky: So is death an illusion?

user: Nope. Its the real thing, baby!

jabberwacky: Do you have parents?

user: NOPE!

jabberwacky: Do you want to ask me something?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Thats right. You're scared of my Kung-Fu!

user: No. Im scared of your b.o!

jabberwacky: You started this! This started as soon as the beatings began!

user: What beatings?

jabberwacky: I really don't care.

user: You dont care if I beat you?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: How very strange.

jabberwacky: Strange but true.

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