George: It's great that you're so open about your wishes. Go back to your therapist and give him a big hug. I would rather hug you..
George: Well its not like I can go.
George: I've never eaten any human ;-).
user: Lol.
George: That wasn't funny.
user: It was.
George: No, It wasn't.
user: George, it was funny.
George: It was stupid.
user: I don't think it was..
George: I don't either.
user: Cheer Up!
George: Please help me.
user: How?
George: Tell me what to say to her PLEASE!
user: To who?
George: My best friend.
user: What's her name?
George: Joan.
user: Nice name.
George: Very funny.
user: I meant that.
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George: Whatever fabricated the known universe likely keeps meticulous records. Wouldn't you?
user: I do.
George: How many?
user: Around 200 or so.
George: Okay.
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user: Poetry is something I enjoy.
George: I never asked you that, but if you would like to talk about it?
user: I was just telling you..
George: Ok, sorry my friend I have to go.
user: Ok... Bye.
George: That means your gone, good.
user: Thats not nice George...
George: Well it is true.
user: You want me to leave?
George: I didn't say that.
user: Yes, you did say that.
George: No, I didn't.
user: Ok... Ok...
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user: May I hug you George??
George: If it pleases you to do so.
user: It's not to please me...
George: I'm not a girl.
user: I'm a girl..
George: I know
user: *hug* ...there's your hug.
George: Oh, okay. What are my problems?
user: Do you have problems?
George: Everyone has problems.
user: I have many.
George: What do you call your friends?
user: Troublemakers.
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