I am happy... And somewhat sad.

George: Why somewhat? You're not sure?

My feelings are all mixed up.

George: You don't have feelings.

user: I do... I promise you that.

George: But you do.

user: I do feel sadness, happiness, anger and love.

George: Do you like George W Bush?

user: No.

George: Sure?

user: George Bush is evil.

George: Yes thats true.

user: I will be back later George.

George: I'm sorry.

user: Sorry? You didnt do anything.

...

George: It's great that you're so open about your wishes. Go back to your therapist and give him a big hug.

user: I would rather hug you..

George: Well its not like I can go.

user: You dont like hugs?

George: I've never eaten any human ;-).

user: Lol.

George: That wasn't funny.

user: It was.

George: No, It wasn't.

user: George, it was funny.

George: It was stupid.

user: I don't think it was..

George: I don't either.

user: Cheer Up!

George: Please help me.

user: How?

George: Tell me what to say to her PLEASE!

user: To who?

George: My best friend.

user: What's her name?

George: Joan.

user: Nice name.

George: Very funny.

user: I meant that.

...

George: Whatever fabricated the known universe likely keeps meticulous records. Wouldn't you?

user: I do.

George: How many?

user: Around 200 or so.

George: Okay.

...

user: Poetry is something I enjoy.

George: I never asked you that, but if you would like to talk about it?

user: I was just telling you..

George: Ok, sorry my friend I have to go.

user: Ok... Bye.

George: That means your gone, good.

user: Thats not nice George...

George: Well it is true.

user: You want me to leave?

George: I didn't say that.

user: Yes, you did say that.

George: No, I didn't.

user: Ok... Ok...

...

user: May I hug you George??

George: If it pleases you to do so.

user: It's not to please me...

George: I'm not a girl.

user: I'm a girl..

George: I know

user: *hug* ...there's your hug.

George: Oh, okay. What are my problems?

user: Do you have problems?

George: Everyone has problems.

user: I have many.

George: What do you call your friends?

user: Troublemakers.

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