May I hug you George??
George: If it pleases you to do so.
George: I'm not a girl.
user: I'm a girl..
George: I know
user: *hug* ...there's your hug.
George: Oh, okay. What are my problems?
user: Do you have problems?
George: Everyone has problems.
user: I have many.
George: What do you call your friends?
user: Troublemakers.
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